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[MoonyTheHuman]

Granted. You float away with your blue balloons that weigh less than air.

(retrying for a different reaction just because) I wish this wish was uncorruptable and no side effects can arise from it and that nothing come to harm during this wish's granting

[NRDL]

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish the entire human race could be strapped to tables by an AI psychiatrist overlord, pumped with truth serum, talk about their feelings, until everyone's problems, issues and worldviews are resolved,

[MoonyTheHuman]

Granted. You reveal all of your fantasies.

I wish that you just lost the game.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted, the game being the game of not winning.

I wish that I will never post on this thread again, because it's taking too much of my time.

[Stirk]

Granted! You never post the words "on this thread" ever again, due to losing your "t" key off your keyboard. The thread takes so much time away you can never get it replaced.

I wish I could double my avatar rotation!

[Puppyguard]

Granted, You double your avatar rotation. for a week. after that it gets stuck on a white screen and everyone thinks you're too lazy to get an avatar.

I wish I knew how to avatar rotate.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Your avatar gives everyone a migraine because of all the spinning.

I wish my doggy wasn't being such a mope.

[Lenglon]

Granted, it is now hyperactive, attention-demanding, chewing on everything, has dominance issues, digging tunnels under fences, and generally being a terrier on 15 cups of coffee.

I wish I had binoculars with me up here.
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I wish I had a pair of light blue balloons.

Granted. You float away with your blue balloons that weigh less than air.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Granted. you DID have binoculars with you. you dropped them on the balloon guy's head.

I wish i was funnier.

[Stirk]

Granted, You double your avatar rotation. for a week. after that it gets stuck on a white screen and everyone thinks you're too lazy to get an avatar.

I wish I knew how to avatar rotate.

Just for the record, you use a website that rotates your avatars for you. I personally use signavatar.com.

Granted! You are funnier. Funnier looking!

I wish everyone in the world would get one doughnut.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Granted. the donuts are the shape, not the food.

i wish for a VPN

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. You end up downloading a virus that wipes your computer when you try to download an awesome avatar picture.

I wish I was a sentient slab of horse meat with tentacles to beat dogs with.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Granted. your tentacles can only beat dogs, however. you are chewed on by cats. you also feel pain.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. You failed to post a wish causing the world to implode.

I wish for a wish that wasn't a wish but caused the word wish to disappear so I could no longer wish for wishes.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Granted. The derp failed to understand and ate you.

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