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[S34N1C]

Granted

I wish I had more pizza

[Rethi-Eli]

Granted

I wish I had more pizza

I thought it was going to be a dead dog :p

God, my sense of humor is awful

[Puppyguard]

Granted, You have more pizza made from your closest friends and family.
mmm delicious.

I wish I never granted that wish.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. S34N1C Now has no pizza. His family and friends still end up made into hamburger though.

I wish for more free time

[Rubidium]

Granted, but your free time is now spent with Switserland, my green dragon who constantly tries to cut you up.

I wish for Switserland to make me a sandwich.

[crazyabe]

Granted, he makes you into a witch made from sand, soon after you fall apart.


I Wish for a sub with meat,  cheese, and mayo on it.

[MoonyTheHuman]

you roll a 1. Food poisoning.

I wish this wish was uncorruptable and no side effects can arise from it and that nothing come to harm during this wish's granting

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. You're a dick.

I wish for the power to read minds.

[MoonyTheHuman]

You gain the power to read minds, but all you can see is a wave graph about the diffrent electrical signals the nerves generate.
P.S.: I win!

i wish i knew how to make non-paradoxal wishes.

[Imic]

Granted, but You explode from the knowledge.

I wish that I could go back to my home planet, Quellath...

[Lenglon]

Granted, you are now moving towards it at 0.99999c, there are no brakes.

I wish I had better internet.

[MoonyTheHuman]

the download speed halves and the upload speed quintruples. thats wht you wanted right?

i wish this wish cn hve no positive side effects and that i want every wish possible ith positive effects

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the wish-granter doesn't understand your wish due to the multiple typos you made and you turn into a sentient giant slab of horse-meat with eyes and extreme pain sensitivity, making every little gust of wind like a thousand knives.

I wish that I was a giant sentient slab of horse meat not extremely sensitive to pain. With eyes.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. This is actually a pretty miserable existence and there's this dog that keeps coming by and chewing on you.

I wish my ankle felt better

[Lenglon]

Granted, you are now a morphine addict

I wish I had a pair of light blue balloons.