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[AzyWng]

Granted. Unfortunately, the poster doesn't know what "Pisonicly" means, so when you attempt to utilize this power, the world gets... really messed up.

Alternately, you last long enough for the universe as we know it to end and wind up drifting in space.

It's super boring there.

I wish for a laptop with an actual graphics card.

[crazyabe]

Granted, it isn't assembled, was made in china, and was sold to you at Ikea making assembly nigh impossible. But at least it came with a graphics card.




I wish all forms of Poison, toxin, and Radiation had no Direct effect on me, OTHER then Visible light on my eyes.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You liver gets really bored and stops working entirely. Blood clots form and you have a stroke.

I wish my bank account wasn't empty right now

[crazyabe]

Granted, Suddenly you have 3 Billion Dollars Routed through it by a Russian Mob boss! This of Course gets it shut down and you arrested for Assisting a known Criminal Launder money.  Hope you like your new Room mate in prison!


I Wish I had perfect A+ Grades.

[Twinwolf]

Granted. A new system had recently been enacted in your school, where A+ was the lowest possible grade, A standing for Absence of basic intelligence.

I wish for a paradox.

[crazyabe]

Granted, you get a pair o docks dropped on you by your future self, killing you instantly.


I Wish for a pair o ducks.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, they're wereducks, and they rip you to shreds on the first full moon.

I wish wars everywhere end, yet humanity itself persists.

[AzyWng]

Granted. People no longer settle their differences through the mass loss of life. However, most public offices become much more dangerous due to many, many more assassination attempts that have a much higher success rate than in the past.

I wish to understand why everyone loves social media so much.

[Tomasque]

 Granted. You lose faith in humanity.

 I wish for a micropipette.

[OceanSoul]

Granted. A stranger stabs it through you eye and brain, killing you.

I wish for a macropipette.

[AzyWng]

It lands on you and crushes you.

I wish glass in movies was depicted realistically.

[Asin]

And all your favorite movies have the actors bleed to death from the glass cuts!


I wish for a position as a dwarven scholar.

[S34N1C]

Granted, but your topic of study is considered heretical, and you are burned at the stake.

I wish I had studied yesterday instead of waiting until today.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you studied yesterday. But as it turns out, you need at least a week of study.

I wish I could get myself to finish at least one of the many little projects I have.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. Your general apathy turns into obsession, and you work on your side projects for days on end, barely eating, drinking, and sleeping. It doesn't take long for your friends to abandon you, and nobody knows when you die from malnutrition.

I wish for a pet dog that doesn't need to eat or poop.