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[Puppyguard]

Granted, You become king and then get promptly assassinated by the ex-king.

I wish for a massive non-toxic donut that has everything a donut has except it gives all the nutrients that one needs to survive.

[S34N1C]

Granted. You get your donut. It looks beautiful. It's perfectly nutritious. You take the first bite and. . . what what? This is a bagel, not a donut!!! That idiot at the store mixed up the order!

I wish all my clothes were clean so I didn't have to do laundry

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you develop a severe allergy to laundry detergent. Rashes are DF style fun!

I wish I owned a private jet.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted. The pilot has a heart attack and crashes in the woods. You starve for days before a pack of Wolves finds you and decides you're dinner.

I wish for a harmless, inconsequencial day.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. But every subsequent day will be equally boring and inconsequential.

I wish for a stable job I can keep up with and not get fired

[Rethi-Eli]

Granted. You're a private waste management worker - you empty portable bathrooms.

I wish I knew the answer to every question I'm asked.

[crazyabe]

Granted, but you look so questionable no one ever asks you anything.


I Wish I knew the Question that goes with every answer, When Asked or when I ask myself.

[Imic]

Granted. Now you only know the correct answers to every question, including your entire life and your exact death, and your loved ones, and the end of the world...

I wish that I could go back to my home planet.

[Rethi-Eli]

Granted.

Nothing happens.

I wish I could control people's thoughts.

[crazyabe]

Granted, You can control the thoughts of anyone within three inches of you, but you can't control your own.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, your wish for nothing is granted. Because you no longer exist.

I wish people would remember to actually make a wish after granting one.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted, but you didn't specify which people, so nothing really changes.

I wish that I never had to sleep.

[AzyWng]

Even with all the extra time you now have, you still have an hour or two left to use. You take to activities like walking the streets at night to pass the time. One night you run into a serial killer.

I wish I knew how to properly play this game/come up with creative corruptions.

[OceanSoul]

Granted. You will now read through all "Corrupt a Wish" threads to figure it out.

I wish for the next person to corrupt my wish.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Nothing goes wrong, so it fails

I wish the next person received delicious cookies.