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[ironsnake345]

Granted. You were never born in the first place.


I wish for Donald Trump to not rule over anything.

[OceanSoul]

Granted. Donald Trump moved the White House into the Earth's core. Now, he rules from UNDER everything.

I wish this wish doesn't get granted. No one's done this before.

[Stirk]

Granted. Donald Trump moved the White House into the Earth's core. Now, he rules from UNDER everything.

I wish prosperity on Donald Trump's underground utopia.

[ironsnake345]

Granted. Donald Trump is in literal hell and it's becoming heaven for him, and all the demons down there are helping his rule greatly. Trump is king. Doesn't winning just suck?

I wish that I could stop replying to this thread.

[OceanSoul]

Granted. You CAN, but you don't want to. As a matter of fact, you actually want to read this entire thread, too.

I wish you'll post in the game thread I'm about to make.

[ironsnake345]

Granted. I meme'd all over it.

I wish that I would eat this can of cheesy popcorn right next to me instead of letting it go stale.

[S34N1C]

Granted. You ate it. All of it. Now you feel fat.


I wish I didn't need to sleep

[ironsnake345]

Joke's on you, I already feel fat. In fact, I'm happy about it.

wait, shit, now I have to corrupt your wish and put in my own.

Um...

Granted. Your body now passively produces a powerful drug which keeps you constantly way over-energized and causes vivid hallucinations of extremely painful events.

I wish my chair was a meme.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. People constantly annoy you when they visit your house just to look at the meme chair.

I wish I never had bad dreams.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You never have good dreams either. Your dreams are forever mediocre and confusing.

I wish I had a life

[Greiger]

Granted, you receive some odd green colored spotted mushroom with eyes, in a package labeled 'extra life'.  When you look away to google how to prepare it(maybe in a stew) it slides off to the east and disappears over the horizon.  You had a life.   Then it went away.

I wish for a pizza.  12 inch radius, diced pepperoni, italian sausage, and bacon bits.  Fresh. unpoisoned, no unusual ingredients, no pineapple.

[Stirk]

Granted. Its kinda soggy, the crust tastes like cardboard, and they forgot your diet doctor kelp. Since you didn't mention any sauce or cheese, there is none of that either, and you end up thinking the box looks more apostatizing.

I wish for the ability to turn water into Root beer, a power which is completely under my control.

[OceanSoul]

Granted. However, in order to use this ability, you must sacrifice yourself to Pocideron, the god of beverages.

I wish that the next poster's wish gets granted without corruption.

[ironsnake345]

Granted.

I wish for the following wish to get corrupted:

I wish I was a skeleton.

[Stirk]

Granted! You are a skeleton! But you are surrounded by flesh and other such organs. Really not much has changed.

I wish to be king of San Escobar!