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[NJW2000]

Granted, everyone who ever sees the wish turns slowly and fatally insane trying to think of a good way to corrupt it.

Granted. I wish I owned a vineyard.

[DAPARROT]

granted, you own a yard of assassin vine(from DnD, it strangles you)

i wish that that i could find more good games

[Arcvasti]

Granted, but they're far too expensive for you. You get fed up and just pirate them instead, and copyright ninjas shank you in your sleep for your crimes.

I wish I could turn into the spookiest skeleton at will.

[Baffler]

Granted, but you were already a pretty spooky skeleton. When you use it your ability will just get rid of the extra bits.

I wish I could master any skill after only minutes of practice.

[crazyabe]

Granted, but you must Continually Practice for the whole period, and each skill you learn multiplies the total time you must Continually Practice by Ten. besides that you can't do anything you haven't practiced doing. this leads you to being Incompetent at everything but Breathing, being born, and sleeping.


I wish I Had Nude-ray Vision.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, but they only work within the noun bribes of an retirement home.

I wish I were sane.

[crazyabe]

Granted, but everyone including the creators hate it.

I wish I had a nude-ray.

[vkiNm]

Granted, your Nude-Ray can only make your family members nude.

I wish this thread is more active.

[Lenglon]

Granted, 642 spambots target this thread.

I wish I could become my favorite computer game character.

[crazyabe]

Granted, As it Turns out being the Character Everyone hates who dies fifteen minutes into the tutorial isn't very fun.


I Wish Wearing Clothing Was Illegal.

[Lenglon]

Granted, As it Turns out being the Character Everyone hates who dies fifteen minutes into the tutorial isn't very fun.


I Wish Wearing Clothing Was Illegal.

Granted, but public decency laws also remain. literally everyone is arrested, and put into prison uniforms.

I wish I could become my favorite video game character.

[crazyabe]

Granted, As it Turns out being the Character Everyone hates who dies fifteen minutes into the tutorial isn't very fun.


I Wish Wearing Clothing Was Illegal.

Granted, but public decency laws also remain. literally everyone is arrested, and put into prison uniforms.

I wish I could become my favorite video game character.

Granted, Everyone else hates you.


I wish For Three Tons of lard to Appear above NewYork.

[Stirk]

Granted! YOUR MOMMA appears above NYC, so you have to drive all the way there to get her home.

I wish to know what Lenglon's favorite vidiogame character is, so his repeated wish can be corrupted appropriately.

[Lenglon]

Granted, it's Ahri, from League of Legends. now to never make a wish referencing that ever again.

I wish I could ignore my job, not go to work, and have no negative concequences to these decisions, even still being fully paid. like a congressmember.

[Stirk]

Granted! You are allowed to enter the Glorious Workers Paradise that is a Stalinist Communist nation! Enjoy your laziness, comrade, the capitalist shackles are no more! And so is the economy, as nobody else wants to work either. And there is all this new "oppression" you get to deal with. But no work! Wooo!

I wish for a magical charm that can eliminate communism!