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[Gwolfski]

granted.World collapses from lack of cheap shit

I wish for strawberry wine

[KiwiOui]

Granted. You now have a puddle of wine on the floor. How could you drink this?

I wish for a cure for cancer.

[Gwolfski]

Granted. its called death

I wish for a goblet of strawberry icecram

[DAPARROT]

granted, the goblet is made out of strawberry ice cream, it promptly loses its shape and becomes a mess on the floor and your hands

I wish that genies were nicer

[KiwiOui]

Granted. You get a Yes-Man genie. He says that all of your ideas are 'genie-us' (I'm quoting directly.), and is very polite, but the results are no better.

I wish for my two front teeth.

[heydude6]

Granted, you gain the intelligence of a post singularity AI and the government hunts you down to prevent you from endangering humanity.

I wish I was able to get any girl that I want to go out with me.

[Gwolfski]

Granted. You get murdered by many jealous boyfriends/fiancees/husbands etc.

I wish for completely normal and safe strawberry wine

[crazyabe]

Granted, the glass bottle it came in was broken over your head causing severe bleeding.

I wish for a strawberry cream-pie.

[shoulderboulder]

Granted,you get creampied by a strawberry,but you get pregnant

i wish,people wold actualy like me

[DAPARROT]

granted, now they never leave you alone

NEVER

I wish for more money

[NJW2000]

Granted, you cause massive hyperinflation in all currencies and wreck the world economy.

I wish I could cook meatballs well.

[Sl4cker]

Granted. You cook them so well everyone who eats them becomes unhealthily addicted.

I wish I already had 20 years worth of drawing skill.

[vkiNm]

Granted. You now have 20 years worth of skill drawing Dickbutts.

I wish that my players will post frequent, quality posts for my games.

[crazyabe]

Granted, They Spam Their Posts in a Combanation of 4chanese and Troll, Don't get me wrong they would be Very Nice Posts if you could read them, but are otherwise insulting to you and Degrading on the Quality of this Forum. This leads to Toady Banning you from the forum PERMANENTLY to reduce Annoying, Raciest, and Sexual Posts, which always seem to show up in your games Now.




I wish I was Good at making Forum games.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Granted, your games are so popular that you are deluged with players and can't keep up, making everyone angry at you for not posting.

I wish that this wish goes wrong in the most horrible way possible