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[Gwolfski]

Too bad. You get everything.

I wish for cake six times!

[crazyabe]

Granted...
Your "parents" lie about being related to you.
Your teacher lies about your marks, getting you held back three years in a row.
The Government lies about your Taxes, Claiming you owe them 10X as much.
You lie to youself, saying that "No one has ever lied to you".
I lied to you somewhere in this list.

I Wish I Had A Bridge.

[shoulderboulder]

the bridge is old and brakes easaly
i wish romania was united with moldova

[elwhoop]

A fascist coup is executed and unites both countries under an authoritarian regime.
I wish for nothing

[shoulderboulder]

A fascist coup is executed and unites both countries under an authoritarian regime.
I wish for nothing

i am a fascist!

[Gwolfski]

I wish for an apple pie

[DAPARROT]

granted, but all the apples had worms in them

I wish for more birds

[crazyabe]

Granted, it belongs to an ork warboss who is planning on takeing an Arm and a Leg in a few seconds.

I Wish everything went wrong.

[Gwolfski]

Well, everything goes right. The resulting amount of collisions kill half the population

I wish for strawberry wine

[WillowLuman]

It's 180 proof

I wish the depression fairy would stop visiting everyone I know.

[Gwolfski]

She insread murders everyone you know.

I wish for strawberry cheesecake

[Ultimuh]

Granted, it's somewhere on the moon. But at least it's yours.

I wish I could play Skyrim, as if it was all new to me all over again.

[DAPARROT]

Granted, you travel back in time to when it first came out,but you don't keep your memories
This happens whenever you get 1 hour into the game

I wish for animal cruelty to stop

[crazyabe]

Granted, Animals Rise up, Enslave Humanity, and Support Human Cruelty.


I Wish we had Several Toadys, or rather we had Several Devs for dwarf fortress.

[shoulderboulder]

granted,they are all pedofiles

i wish china would die