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Gwolfski

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22710 on: May 28, 2016, 12:51:38 pm »

Granted. The universe undergoes a hard-reboot. This wish was omitted in the reconstruction of the universe.

I wish for cake thrice.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22711 on: May 28, 2016, 02:34:47 pm »

*you are put in apature science to get it yourself*

I wish for anything or nothing

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22712 on: May 28, 2016, 11:15:07 pm »

You get nothing.

I wish for good things.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22713 on: May 29, 2016, 09:27:04 am »

Granted, you get good things. However, a disproportionate amount of bad things follow.

I wish for an A39 Tortoise
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22714 on: May 29, 2016, 09:56:02 am »

Granted but it's defective.

I wish I had a better wish than this.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22715 on: May 30, 2016, 06:58:12 am »

Granted, it is incredebly long and you forget what you were going to write on the Seventh out of nine hundred and thirteen paragraphs, forceing you to scrap it and use "I wish I had a better wish then this"

I wish I was Legally allowed to do whatever I wanted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22716 on: May 30, 2016, 07:06:34 am »

Granted, you can now legally do anything you want.
However you are not physically capable to anything anymore.


I wish I could figure out what to do with RPG Maker MV.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22717 on: May 30, 2016, 07:16:57 am »

Granted. You make an RPG and are ridiculed for your lack of originality and only using the base engine.

I wish I had a legally acquired copy of RPG Maker MV.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22718 on: May 30, 2016, 07:30:43 am »

granted, it was stolen from someone who bought it legally

i wish for cute monstergirls/guys
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22719 on: May 30, 2016, 07:54:03 am »

Granted you get ten of them, they just so happen to be large gay Trolls, and Cuteness is VERY diffrent for them...

I wish I had the ability to go into a light based form AND Invisable.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22720 on: June 03, 2016, 05:18:50 am »

Granted,
however in that form you are completely immobile and you have to wait 1 year before turning back.

I wish for some kittens
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Gwolfski

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22721 on: June 03, 2016, 06:02:07 am »

Catsplosion. There ya go.

I wish for cake quadrice for the fourth time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22722 on: June 04, 2016, 05:53:18 am »

Granted. It's a soviet cake. You are a lie and the cake eats you.

I wish to be able to post +quality+ RTD turns blindingly fast at will.
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Gwolfski

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22723 on: June 04, 2016, 06:59:53 am »

Granted. You go blind.

I wish for cake quince
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22724 on: June 12, 2016, 01:35:02 am »

Granted. It is of terrible quality and makes you want to vomit.

I wish for nothing.
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