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[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You gain the 'magic' of friendship and being a horse.

I wish for Dark Souls.

[Chevaleresse]

you are dead

i wish for monster hunter

[Twinwolf]

Oh hey, is that a G-Rank Deviljho? And why are you in your undies with low rank weapons?

I wish for Pokémon.

[Stirk]

Granted! You get Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal! Welcome, it’s elf’s world!

I wish for a second gen Walther WA 2000!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. It's rusted and several of its mechanisms are completely wrecked.

I wish for a gun.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, it appears just as you are going through airport security.

I wish for a Raspberry Pi 3.

[SOLDIER First]

you get a blueberry qj 3^{^2}

[ManMan]

I wish the user above me didn't have a perfect life, so that he would actually wish for something.

[Nakéen]

Granted, the life of the user above you turns from perfect to grimdarkapocalyptic pretty fast. As a result of his newfound crappy life, he floods the forum with wishes and shitposts, bringing a new era of Flame Wars and making the Corrupt a wish! thread erupts into gore.

I wish I was a human.

[heydude6]

Granted. With your newfound humanity, you look at the mermaid farm and daycare threads and decide to leave Bay12 forever in disgust.

I wish all the forum goers here were actually eldritch abominations in disguise.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, but having seen through our disguises, we hunt you down. Painfully.

I wish that I was a Level 21 Wizard.

[Gwolfski]

Well, you're level 19

I wish people who work on my favorite things didn't randomly and mysteriously disappear.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, instead they suddenly and unexpectedly end them with an extremely poorly done finale

I wish for a Vault

[Gwolfski]

Granted. you get a toy model set.

I wish for cake again.

[TalonisWolf]

 Granted. You wished for a lie, so I lied.

  I wish for endless good fortune.