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bigjaredmonkey

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22635 on: May 02, 2016, 10:30:41 am »
Granted. You die, because the "detonation method" for flyspray is generally stand six feet away and spray.

I wish for more desk decorations
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22636 on: May 02, 2016, 10:40:38 am »
you get scorpions to decorate with

I wish i had an infinite treasury filled with the prototypes of every invention and treasure mankind has ever invented, which surpass all succeeding versions
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22637 on: May 02, 2016, 10:46:13 am »
Quote from: KingMurdoc on May 02, 2016, 10:40:38 am
you get scorpions to decorate with

I wish i had an infinite treasury filled with the prototypes of every invention and treasure mankind has ever invented, which surpass all succeeding versions
Granted, one of these inventions is capable of destroying the entire milky way once its timer reaches 0:00. It is at 0:01 right now.

I wish the person below me didn't make a wish
« Last Edit: May 02, 2016, 04:33:30 pm by ManMan »
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bigjaredmonkey

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22638 on: May 02, 2016, 04:27:18 pm »
Granted,

I wish for the person above me to make a wish
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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
Noob fortress, a succession game for noobs.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157847.0

crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22639 on: May 02, 2016, 04:39:57 pm »
Granted, We are all very Confused.

I wish for The ability to Use Reverse Psychology to get out of any situation.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22640 on: May 03, 2016, 09:57:32 pm »
Okay, you are very good at reve-

No wait, I won't grant th-

I will, however yo-

No, I won-

Okay, s-

Nop-

Y-




 I wish crazyabe never made that wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22641 on: May 03, 2016, 10:05:34 pm »
Granted, the void left by the disappearance of his wish must be filled or the space-time continuum would collapse. A wish hundred-fold worse than the original one is created to replace it.

I wish for all Tabletop Game Players around the world to roll the worst possible dice result of their ongoing action.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22642 on: May 03, 2016, 10:43:45 pm »
You fail your wish roll and it only applies to you.

I wish for a cat.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2016, 10:52:53 pm by Tomasque »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22643 on: May 03, 2016, 10:47:53 pm »
you get a very hungry tiger

i wish for more genies
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22644 on: May 03, 2016, 11:05:46 pm »
Granted, they have a very specific sense of humor, of the explosive variety.

I wish for infinite instant wins in every game.
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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
Noob fortress, a succession game for noobs.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157847.0

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22645 on: May 04, 2016, 04:13:12 am »
Every time you start any game, you win instantly. You can never actually play any of them.

I wish I had never posted into any forum games.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22646 on: May 04, 2016, 05:52:06 am »
The wish causes a paradox because this is a forum game.

I wish I could post more during the times I can't post.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22647 on: May 04, 2016, 06:49:22 am »
Granted. You never do anything but post on the forum and die of dehydration shortly after.

I wish that I wasn't so lazy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22648 on: May 04, 2016, 08:10:53 am »
Granted. Laziness is a subjective concept. Everyone turns into robots. Tada!

I wish that I wasn't so lazy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22649 on: May 04, 2016, 08:13:43 am »
Granted, your dead and the dead can't be lazy...

I wish for a working copy of Dark Souls III.
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