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[crazyabe]

Granted: I wished Nakeen was hit by 4 Trucks and a Ambulance.
Granted.
I wish I was in a Truck that was Speeding at Nakeen's Face.

[MoonyTheHuman]

You get a slobbering moony, the pink glowing wolf instead

i wish not to be a pink glowing wolf

[bigjaredmonkey]

granted, the pink glowing wolf turns into a !!pink glowing wolf bronze collossus!! and kills you.

I wish for twenty dwarfbucks

[ManMan]

Granted, you're an elf and nobody will buy anything from you.

I wish I could git gud.

[bigjaredmonkey]

you git gud. I don't think ranking up from dabbling to novice in spears is enough to convince that demon, though.

I wish for a magma cannon

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted.  You're in the line of fire when it fires.

I wish for magic cat cyborgs.

[Twinwolf]

Granted. You are a magic dog cyborg though. And you're tiny. And these cats despise dogs.

I wish that the day was 48 hours long and nobody had to sleep longer to maintain the same energy.

[TheBiggerFish]

We boil away in the heat.

I wish for pi.

[Sl4cker]

Granted. The entirety of pi is transferred into your brain. It promptly collapses into a black hole.

I wish black holes weren't so op pls nerf

[bigjaredmonkey]

Granted, supernovas are op pls nerf and you die to one

I wish for a barrel of +plump helmet roast+

[crazyabe]

granted, you are the second item chopped up and added in.

I wish I could consune any thing without any issues.

[Chevaleresse]

You can consume a thing. Air. Everything else is horribly toxic.

I wish for Mat Cauthon's luck.

[Insanegame27]

Granted. The unluckiest person in the world was named Mat Cauthon as a joke by the parents. You take his luck and give him yours.


I wish that all of the flies in the world were dead.

[ManMan]

Granted, they are replaced by spiders.

I wish the entire universe stopped existing.

[Insanegame27]

Granted, they are replaced by spiders.

I wish the entire universe stopped existing.

Worth it.

Granted, by the universe not existing, you corrupted the corruption of my previous wish, thus there are now no longer any more Spiders nor Flies. I win.


Alternatively, you never specified which universe is THE universe. The marvel universe stops existing and you are lynched by millions of angry fans.


I wish for the nuclear bomb of flyspray, along with a detonation method and the codes necessary to detonate it.