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[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. The fish is so giant, it crushes you and your house.

I wish for 1337 sk1llz

[Atian the Elephantman God]

Granted, your 1337 skills go into sittin on toilets.

I wish for crayons.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
These ones are 900 year old and due the lack of Ragnarok-Proofing on them, not much is left of them.

I wish person stop saying that there is no such thing as pseudoscience

[Tawa]

Granted. It's still pseudoscience, though.

I wish for the property rights to Bifröst.

[crazyabe]

Granted, you are entitled to any parts that fall off Bifröst.

I wish for 1000 Canadian dollars.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Granted, they're all fake.

I wish for a solid gold table spoon

[Atian the Elephantman God]

Granted, a rusty gold table spoon lands in your hand.

I wish I had magical powers.

[Nakéen]

Granted, you lost transform into a frail human with magical powers, forever damned to live as a human instead of an Elephantman God.

I wish for the next poster to have his wish not corrupted.

[Stirk]

Granted, but that is only because he didn't make a wish.

I wish for the next poster to ignore the invisitext.

[Atian the Elephantman God]

Granted, you made a wish.

I wish to be stirk.

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted.  You are Stirk's avatar.

I wish I had made a wish.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Granted, you made a wish with an exploding genie lamp.

I wish for a solid gold 8000$ gaming PC

[Twinwolf]

Granted. Turns out computer shaped gold blocks aren't great at playing games.

I wish for an HTC Vive and a computer capable of playing games with it. Both are fully functional and not stolen.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Granted, you can never buy any games for it

I wish for a turkey sandwich

[crazyabe]

Granted, it is a Sandwich shaped piece of Dirt from the Country of Turkey.


I wish for a Ham Sandwich.