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[TheBiggerFish]

That wasn't there earlier...

[Stirk]

Granted. However it is a Wild Potato with obscene glycoalkaloid concentration, poisoning anyone who eats it.

I wish that TheBiggerFish and Lenglon would stop fighting  .

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted.

I start punching you in the gun nuts instead.

I wish for all of pi.

[Lenglon]

granted, you are struck by a bike tire to the knee.

((wanted to answer the potato one but took to long looking up the quote i wanted to paraphrase:

Granted, you find yourself in a swirling hell of potato. hopefully you have a plan.))

I wish I had internet access to keep me entertained when my owner is busy.

[Sanctume]

Granted.  Your skull can receive wi-fi, your memory buffers entertaining videos one at a time, and the video is directly projected in your cornea for your viewing pleasure.  This happens every time your owner is not sleeping, and the video only changes when your owner is awake after flushing the toilet. 

I wish for a game in a "The Walking Dead" type game scenario where the survivors have deep history as Dwarf Fortress, and the combat is like XCOM2 turn based.

[NJW2000]

Granted, but you have to complete Microtransactions to get anyone who isnt a trainee lumberjack from alaska.

I wish my phone were easier to type on.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, it now has a keypad. You get laughed at for being old-fashioned.

I wish for a hat.

[Sanctume]

Granted, you now have a rutile hat.  When you wear it, you have the urge to oversee everyone's job, including your spouse and your boss, and tell them they suck. You then do everything yourself, or task it to someone more incompetent, which results in burning everything until the whole surface world turns into ash.

I wish for a penny for every thought.

[TheBiggerFish]

You suffocate under a pile of pennies.

I wish my bank account got a penny more for every thought.

[Twinwolf]

Granted. Your account is shut down and you are arrested for the sudden influx of money.

I wish that I would exercise more.

[Lenglon]

Granted, you are now a mouse in my room. Run or die.

I wish for a fish in a dish.

[Coolrune206]

The wish is granted. You are fed a pufferfish on a dish. You die shortly after of poisoning, as the sushi-chef was new.

I wish to not play this silly forums game.

[Gwolfski]

Granted, a paradox appears, casue you played it so if you never played it this wish would.... You get the point


I wish for a better DF-AI

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted.  Skynet.

I wish that Lenglon's next wish won't be corrupted.

[Lenglon]

Granted, but then I forget to make a wish.