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[Coolrune206]

Wish granted, but because even the deities of wishing have no idea what you're talking about, they give you a toy gun instead. Which shoots tiny plastic basketballs. Hoop's up!

I wish I had a life 

[flabort]

Granted. Somebody serves you a mysterious green mushroom with white spots. Shortly after, you are crushed by a giant turtle. But hey, at least you respawned, right?

I wish I wasn't dependent on food for energy but could still enjoy it when I wanted to.

[Noel.se]

Granted. You are still dependent on food for other important substances, like vitamins. You tend to forget that and your health degrades accordingly.

I wish I could summon fancy sunglasses at will.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Granted, however, you are crushed by the 10,375 pairs of fancy sunglasses made out the densest material in the universe.

I wish for three more wishes.

[crazyabe]

Granted, However I get your Wishes Which I Wished Below.
I wish Hiddenleafguy Was ran over by a Tank.
I Wish For Three Pounds of Lead to appear in Hiddenleafguy's Stomach.
I Wish Hiddenleafguy Was Struck by Lightning.


I wish For a 100$ Bill.

[Sanctume]

Granted, however it's a play money of 100$ bill in laminated plastic and faded green colors.

I wish for a purple plate armor set with a matching shield, and a shiny mace.

[Coolrune206]

Granted. The armor is made of condensed singularities, and is so theoretically massive that it immediately destroys the known universe.

I wish for a puppy. A non-aggressive, non-violent puppy. Which doesn't die. Or eat. Or drink.

Yeah, I know what you were gonna try.

[Lenglon]

Granted, you get a small plastic toy puppy.

I wish FOR ROHAN!!!

[Sl4cker]

You get Rohan Kishibe. He uses Heaven's Door to make sure this never occurs again.

I wish FOR JOSUKE!!!

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, you get a random Japanese guy called Josuke tied up in your basement. I hear the police want a word with you about kidnapping...

I wish for a fully functioning non-damaged Jagdtiger.

[PTTG??]

Granted. I don't watch anime, so here's a jagged tiger.

I wish for something that will result in lifelong satisfaction.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
You get the satisfaction by committing genocide, You are caught by police and received the death penalty because it.

I wish that the Romans were too lazy to conquer anything so we do not have to deal with because Global warming would have not occurred in that timeline because of that the industrial revolution never happen in this timeline either.

[Lenglon]

Granted, but time is resilient. The Romans never expanded beyond Italy, but the industrial revolution still happened and global warming is worse than it was in the original timeline.

I wish I could sleep at work with no negative concequences.

[TheBiggerFish]

You are now a cyborg catperson.

You are able to sleep at work because your 'work' is being someone's pet cyborg catperson.  It is incredibly boring.

I wish for potato.

[Lenglon]

I will assume you wished for something.

You are now a cyborg catperson.

I wish for potato.

TBF, please respond to my wish if you want to make one.