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[Nakéen]

Granted, we now have more CO instead ! Everyone die from carbon monoxide poisoning.

I wish for oxygen metabolism to be replaced by sulfur metabolism. And of course, O₂ is replaced by the same proportion of H₂S !

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
But the nitrogen is replaced by H20, needless to say, we all drown

I wish that it is impossible to receive food poisoning

[Gwolfski]

Granted, you now always have food poisoning.

I wish for a pickaxe.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Granted it's inside your skull and you have to live with having a pickaxe there for the rest of your life.
I wish I could be the best roleplayer in the world and that I will always enjoy role-playing.

[crazyabe]

Granted You Will allways Enjoy Role Playing, On the other hand You can Enjoy NOTHING ELSE, With Everything Else Smelling Like an open Cesspit, Tasting like Dog Poop covered in Rotting Human Flesh, And Feeling Like Torment.


I Wish For The Government to realise how Useless School is.

[Twinwolf]

Granted. They realize that it's not useless at all, and abolish breaks. (The way you phrased that left it open for how useless it was on a scale of "complete necessity" to "why is this a thing").

I wish that I had the best laptop in the world.

[Adragis]

The top of your lap is now really attractive, as well as heatproof and capable of regeneration. Weird wish, Twin.

I wish I had the best laptop computer in the world.

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted.  All better laptop computers are forcibly nerfed.  Everyone is very annoyed.

I wish that I had more time.

[Nakéen]

Granted, the forces of the universe twists and distorts in an attempt to give you more time than you should have. After an impossible miracle, you end up with one more second than you should have had. Spend it wisely !

I wish I had a nice avatar.

[Sl4cker]

Granted. You sold your soul to the person who made it in exchange. Memes don't come cheap, you know.

I wish I could draw anything I wanted incredibly skillfully.

[Adragis]

You can draw weapons from holsters and sheathes perfectly.

I wish for sweets.

[TheBiggerFish]

The ensuing flood of taffy gets all over EVERYTHING.

I wish that I had as much time as I wanted.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you are now 109. Because you are now retired, you have all the time you would ever want!


I wish for an anti-ageing cure to be invented.

[Gentlefish]

Sure thing! It's a shame you invented it while dying of cancer.

I wish there were good horror movies being produced.

[TheBiggerFish]

They scare you so much you can't watch them.

I wish