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AbstractTraitorHero

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22500 on: March 15, 2016, 09:36:27 am »

Granted but you feel the pain off your death ((getting repeatedly stomped to death with tazer chainsaw machine gun boots)) for all eternity.
I wish bay12 had no guidelines.
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SOLDIER First

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22501 on: March 15, 2016, 09:39:56 am »

(THAT DOESNT WORK BECAUSE I HAVE TO DIE)
granted. the obvious happens. enjoy
i wish for life
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22502 on: March 15, 2016, 09:46:37 am »

((The afterlife is you reliving your death for all eternity basically.))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22503 on: March 15, 2016, 09:55:52 am »

(is that how it works)
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AbstractTraitorHero

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22504 on: March 15, 2016, 10:06:19 am »

((corpse party style.))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22505 on: March 15, 2016, 11:24:34 am »

what

I wish for Yuri as a friend.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22506 on: March 15, 2016, 03:03:22 pm »

Granted.

Wrong kind of yuri.


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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22507 on: March 15, 2016, 03:06:46 pm »

Granted but as such many people with various mental and physical handicaps that hinder or prevent them from typing correctly are no longer able to go somewhere where they can pour their heart out laugh and smile and thousands of them commit suicide you have their blood on your hands and you have horrible nightmares everyday.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22508 on: March 15, 2016, 03:27:28 pm »

I wish people would remember to make wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22509 on: March 15, 2016, 03:32:14 pm »

Granted, people now only make wishes and forget to corrupt said wishes.

I wish I had a blue pen.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22510 on: March 15, 2016, 06:43:19 pm »

Granted, It Is Filled With Radioactive, Dissipearing, Blue ink. You get Several new types of cancer in your Main hand while trying to Write out a Test that you failed 322 times do to not answering any questions.


I wish for a Red Pen.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22511 on: March 15, 2016, 06:49:48 pm »

It corrects you.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22512 on: March 15, 2016, 06:52:34 pm »

Granted. You make a wish so impossible to corrupt, arguments erupt about how to corrupt it. Things quickly get heated, and eventually everyone who has ever posted in this thread is banned, practically shutting down the Forum Games and Roleplay section of the forum.

I wish that none of my wishes could have adverse effects on me or anyone who I know, directly or indirectly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22513 on: March 15, 2016, 06:54:00 pm »

Granted, The Wish is that You had Wished For Lunch, Which Got you Several Pounds of Lunch meat.
Granted, They Kill Everyone and Everything You Don't Know, And that is a LOT of People, Animals, and Plants.

I Wish For The Bigger Fish sticks.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22514 on: March 16, 2016, 03:39:26 am »

Granted, You receive 1-ton fish sticks. They crush you.

i wish for less CO2 in the atmosphere!
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