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[Wooty]

You are now prepared - FOR EVERYTHING!

This includes steel plates covering your body and a gas mask surgically implanted to your face. Good luck finding a date.

I wish the Wurm Online Copperblazes Colossus would be finished today.

[Helmaroc]

It is finished. But then it is destroyed.

I wish that on Cantr people would stop thinking they are much better because they have a sword.

[Spelguru]

Granted, now they think they are much better because of good reasons, like having more coin, or better armour, or better shields etc etc, things that matter! (note: I haven't actually played Cantr so I don't know if these items exist or matter)

I wish for Belli (the fatter and younger of the cats) to stop being clumpsy. It's not nice for the cat sleeping on the backrest behind you to roll over and almost fall of the chair, avoiding it only because she managed to plant 10 claws in your neck.

[Kashyyk]

quote:I wish for Belli (the fatter and younger of the cats) to stop being clumpsy

wish granted, Belli is now clumbsy!

i wish for some cheese

[DreaDFanG]

Granted, you are now made of cheese and have received a free gift of mice/rats.

I wish that after every wish the next wisher would congradulate the previous, or put three U's after their dots (->.<-)

[ January 24, 2008: Message edited by: DreaDFanG ]

[Helmaroc]

Granted. But no one understands what 3 U's after your dots means. So the genie cancels your whole wish.

I wish for a robotic book.

PS Spelguru, those are all items in the game!  

[McDoomhammer]

Granted.  You are now the owner of an experimental Soviet Robobook, which reads YOU.

I wish my dissertation was already written, to a good standard, in a manner recognisable as mine and avoiding plagiarism, on the correct subject, word-processed, and in my possession.

[Kashyyk]

grsnted, but you get it too late to hand in.

i wish for a cat to eat the mice/rats that are attempting to eat me as i type

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but the cat gets rabies. It bites you.

I wish that people weren't so stupid.
But not too smart. Just smart enough to take orders.

[Cpt.Timely]

Granted. You are now my minions >

I wish my minions would go get me a cake  
and the cake better not be a lie >:[

[Helmaroc]

Granted. It's not a lie, but it's poisonous.

I wish that hot sauce was spicier.

[Wooty]

Hot sauce is spicer. However, since it was spicy enough already, people revert to other means to spice up food and hot sauce is no longer made or sold. You sick fuck.

I wish cheetos would taste like they used to.

HOOOOT CHEETOS!
EXTRA CRUNCHY CHEETOS!
EXTRA CHEESY CHEETOS!
EXTRA LARGE CHEETOS!
Where did all mah cheetos go...

[Helmaroc]

(don't want this to dwindle too low on the forum)
Granted. Cheetos tasted like they used to. But the reason they changed it in the first place is that the chinese were painting them orange with lead paint. Yum, cancer!

I wish that people weren't so suspicious.

[DreaDFanG]

Granted but now their all too nice in that suspicious kinda way....

I wish I have that missing parts of my guns, the arming pins so I can kill these stupid neighbors of mine.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but you're out of ammo.

I wish that Dwarf Fortress would never stop being updated!