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[Sl4cker]

Granted. Unfortunately, the world's best gaming computer happens to belong to a rich, unnamed and moderately famous gamer who has every right to take their swag back from you.

I wish I could wish better wishes.

[crazyabe]

granted, they are corrupted.

I wish everything that is currently illegal, was legal for me to do.

[TheBiggerFish]

It's now legal for anyone to do anything.  You die in a murderous rampage.

I wish that I had one less essay due tomorrow.

[Sl4cker]

Granted. The essay is due today.

I wish I had the ability to write, draw and program completely flawlessly and easily.

[crazyabe]

Granted, But the deffinition of "Flawless" Changes depening on who you are, and since you lost your eyes, left hand, Vocalcords, and right thumb, what you think of as "Flawless" may be a bit off...


I Wish for The ability to Stay awake and Active IF I WISHED TO DO SO for 33 days, then only need to sleep for 12 minutes to be fully rested.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, however, doing so puts a lot of stress on your body, whenever you use this stay awake ability your life is shortened by double the amount of you spend awake.

I wish for a cup of dear god no.

[Lyeos]

Granted. It works exactly as intended and you get really bad indigestion for a month.

I wish I had not been forgotten due to the cruel, uncaring hands of time.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted, You are hated forever

I wish forever is not a word

[Twinwolf]

Granted. There is no real effect as there are several synonyms for the word.

I wish that there were no disruptive students in high schools.

[Sosoku234]

Granted. School runs normally now. And is super uber, brain-meltingly boring.

I wish I had a dollar for every wish on this thread.

[crazyabe]

Granted, You "Had" a dollar for every wish in this thread, But the Government Had it all Taken away.


I Wish for Free Internet, TV, Computer components, and Food.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Granted but the TV sucks the Internet is locked so it can only be accessed 1 hour a day you eat nothing but spam and the components are shit to pay for this the government reinstated the slave trade and killed every other country nice job breaking it hero.

I wish I could simply live in the Internet immortal and endlessly RP on bay12 forever anyone I RP with suffering the same fate but not hating me for it and loving it actually.

[crazyabe]

Granted, This works until you get trapped in the Firewall of A Very Good Hacker, Now you have been "Modified" and Programmed to Play the Worst RTD Ever with Several Sarcastic Cops that are Certain the RTD is the real World.


I Wish For The Zombie Apocalypse Would Start Already.

[Adragis]

It does, you are eaten in the first five minuts, the end.

I wish for grisha5.

[SOLDIER First]

it's be instead
i wish for death