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[TheBiggerFish]

((Physics, not psychics.))

[Amperzand]

((Important difference.))

[Gwolfski]

((very))
I wish i could hack physics and science and stuff.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, but you are unable to obfuscate your trail and thus are found by people who trace you. People still know who did it, just not magically. You get lynched, per usual.

I wish all will know of the glory of I combining 2 corruptions into one.

[Gwolfski]

you create anti-corruption, which immediately corrupts time and space and stuff, and the universe does a reboot. Luckily, God didn't turn auto-backup off.

I wish for cake.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, but it's ice cream cake and someone didn't tell you to collect it from its spot under the sun for four hours.

I wish to be well-rested.

[Maegil]

BANG! Requiescat in pace.

I wish I could mortar loud sources of so-called music, such as loudspeakers driven to distortion or cars with sound systems more expensive than themselves.

[TheBiggerFish]

Well, yeah, but the explosions have this unerring tendency to leave you in the hospital.

I wish I knew what to wish.

[Sosoku234]

Granted. Though, your wish was invalid. You just wished to learn to wish. A waste of a wish.

I wish my friend wasn't the forever DM.

[Insanegame27]

Granted. (s)he is now no longer your friend.


I wish for platonic hugs to be given to me by my crush...

[heydude6]

Granted. This just lulls you deeper and deeper into your hopeless feelings preventing you from pursuing other women.

((I'm currently going through this problem myself. From experience I can say that this is exactly what will actually happen. Be careful what you wish for))

I wish I was able to move on from the problem I described above.

[NJW2000]

Granted. Meteorites solve all relationships, platonic and non-platonic alike, if only by multiplying both sides of the equation by zero.

I wish I needed less sleep.

[Quartz_Mace]

Granted. You now do not need sleep, nor can you engage in it. The lack of rest drives you slowly insane, though you are more productive, which means you're spending even more time working, also slowly driving you insane.


I wish the U.S. could balance it's budget.

[Sosoku234]

Granted. It does so by selling many of its citizens to slavery for other countries. You happen to be one of them.

I wish I could turn radiation into electricity.

[Gwolfski]

Granted, but you have to be exposed to the radiation to turn it into lightning arcs.

I wish for a balloon