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Twinwolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22410 on: January 31, 2016, 08:06:01 am »
Granted. Everything you touch explodes. This includes yourself. Have fun resisting that awful itch on your nose.

I wish that all TV shows, anime, novels, manga, and comics were good.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22411 on: February 01, 2016, 09:58:32 am »
Granted, but good now becomes the new average, and the really good ones are just good.

I wish that I could have money to buy plushies.
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Sosoku234

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22412 on: February 01, 2016, 03:25:28 pm »
Granted. Now you owe Santiago the money that you no longer have due to over plushie buying.

I wish all music was free.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22413 on: February 01, 2016, 03:28:42 pm »
Granted, but then there is a significant decrease in music production due to unsustainable costs incurred.

I wish there such a thing as free beer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22414 on: February 01, 2016, 03:56:41 pm »
Granted. Enjoy your moonshine (you should probably google why moonshine is illegal to understand how this is a corruption).

I wish people never got addicted to anything.
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Erils

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22415 on: February 01, 2016, 05:05:03 pm »
Granted. Billions of people finally break their addiction to dihydrogen-monoxide.

I wish there were cures for all known diseases.
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22416 on: February 01, 2016, 05:07:16 pm »
Granted.

An unknown disease kills everybody.

I wish potato.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22417 on: February 01, 2016, 06:24:11 pm »
Granted. However, corn.

I wish my avatar rotator had no limit!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22418 on: February 02, 2016, 09:56:12 am »
Granted. However, any pictures relating to firearms and/or anime is banned from the internet.

I wish I were Saitama.
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Erils

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22419 on: February 03, 2016, 09:15:22 am »
Granted, however you never put in the effort to complete your training routine and are weaker than Mumen Rider.

I wish I knew how to cook.
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Sosoku234

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22420 on: February 03, 2016, 09:21:19 am »
Granted. Knowing how to cook, however is useless if you don't know what the ingredients do.

I wish I could draw things into life.
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Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22421 on: February 03, 2016, 10:34:17 am »
Congratulations, you're now a farmer... Too bad you're in the thirty years war, and a bunch of (supposedly) from-your-own-side mercenaries from ...somewhere... have killed all your sons, are raping your wife and daughters, and are heating their knifes to make confess where you hid your nonexistent gold.

I wish I could afford gourmet food.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22422 on: February 03, 2016, 06:00:40 pm »
granted, you can afford to eat any food that contains the letters G, O, U, R, M, E, and T; but only if it contains all of the letters, if it is off by one letter your life will be the cost...


I Wish everything I said was true to the fullest, with any changes that would be caused by what I said happening; so Long as they would not kill me!
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Erils

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22423 on: February 12, 2016, 01:24:05 pm »
Granted. Unfortunately, whenever something changes to become true, it changes your memory of it along with everyone else's, causing you to never realize the power at your disposal, or it would have if you hadn't written that electrons are larger than protons on your physics exam.

I wish I had the power to see and change the future.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22424 on: February 12, 2016, 01:30:30 pm »
Quote from: Erils on February 12, 2016, 01:24:05 pm
Granted. Unfortunately, whenever something changes to become true, it changes your memory of it along with everyone else's, causing you to never realize the power at your disposal, or it would have if you hadn't written that electrons are larger than protons on your physics exam.

I wish I had the power to see and change the future.
Granted, You Can see and could Change the Future of a Cockroach, Too bad it can does the same for you...


I wish I could Roll only 5s.
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