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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1293458 times)

piratejoe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22380 on: January 13, 2016, 02:08:57 am »

granted, right after being healed the mansion takes a page from the "wizard of Ozz" and falls on your head; hey you died AFTER reaching it.

I Wish I knew what the person above was talking about.
Granted,you read the other posts i posted on this thread and the wish corruptions,you are then gaped by Yukari to gensokyo where you are eaten by Rumia

I wish i was alive and inside the scarlet devil mansion as i don't want to deal with Eiki Shiki again.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22381 on: January 14, 2016, 05:29:02 am »

granted, right after being healed the mansion takes a page from the "wizard of Ozz" and falls on your head; hey you died AFTER reaching it.

I Wish I knew what the person above was talking about.
Granted,you read the other posts i posted on this thread and the wish corruptions,you are then gaped by Yukari to gensokyo where you are eaten by Rumia

I wish i was alive and inside the scarlet devil mansion as i don't want to deal with Eiki Shiki again.
You make me cringe.

Granted, you live out your days chained in some dark cell. Your only human contact is when you get fed. Solitude again.

I wish Australia wasn't so hot.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22382 on: January 14, 2016, 05:31:54 am »

Granted, it's now even hotter.

I wish for sixteen tonnes of concrete blocks to be dropped on the White House by Obama in a helicopter.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22383 on: January 14, 2016, 07:29:54 am »

Granted nothing happens other then everyone hateing obama more for waisting even more money fixing up the white house.

I wish....uhh.....huh.....i wonder what i should wish for,i mean i have plenty of time in here....all alone.....I wish i could live forever so i don't die in here! AND I WAS STILL FED!!!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22384 on: January 14, 2016, 05:31:53 pm »

Uh...
Wishparser.exe has encountered a fatal error.

I wish for fun~.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22385 on: January 14, 2016, 05:34:11 pm »

Granted. You have "fun" with your girlfriend (yes, you were also given a girlfriend) and now you have HIV.

I wish everyone was just as empathetic as I was.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22386 on: January 14, 2016, 05:36:23 pm »

Granted. Everyone, including you, is dead. Equal empathy.

I wish enthralpy changes weren't so confusing.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22387 on: January 14, 2016, 05:40:06 pm »

Granted. They are now renamed entropy changes. Most people tend to get the wrong idea about what you're talking about but at least they aren't confused.

I wish for entropy changes
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piratejoe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22388 on: January 16, 2016, 05:18:10 pm »

Granted now kyubeys/incubators exist and we all are killed by Scharlachrot. (Flandre becoming a witch was my fault....)

I wish the last wish wasn't wished.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22389 on: January 16, 2016, 07:04:00 pm »

Granted. But you are not powerful enough for your wish to succeed. You do begin time-looping, however...

I wish I'd remembered to put in a wish without having to edit.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22390 on: January 16, 2016, 07:09:44 pm »

Granted, but you forget to put the wish corruption.

I wish my PSP still worked
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22391 on: January 16, 2016, 07:11:29 pm »

Granted. But the PSP working and the games working are two very different things...

I wish for a Bag of Holding.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22392 on: January 16, 2016, 07:14:26 pm »

Granted. But it has a hole in it.

I wish there was no god.
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piratejoe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22393 on: January 16, 2016, 10:32:26 pm »

Granted there are now only goddesses

i wish Flandre never made a contract with kyubey to prevent her from becoming Scharlachrot.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22394 on: January 20, 2016, 09:23:26 am »

Granted, because PMMM no longer exists.
I wish my best friend was a dragon.
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