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[vkiNm]

Granted, you cease to exist.

I wish that the internet becomes a decent place to visit.

[piratejoe]

Wish denied its impossible,nothing can make the internet a better place.....im sorry

I wish s-someone would....get....them....ow...off of aght...me!!!

[Maegil]

Granted, I'll shoo them away. «Commencing Orbital Bombardment in T-Minus 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Away. Target Will Be Reached In T-Minus 324 Seconds.»

I wish I had this good weather yesterday!

[Drago55577]

Granted. Lacking context, the fire elementals bless your day with fiery immolation.

I wish I was cute. Desu.

[Sl4cker]

Granted. Perverts everywhere leer at you lasciviously your every waking hour. And then some.

I wish I had godlike powers.

[Maegil]

Granted. Wherever you go plants instantly grow on a sphere of several meters around you. You're arrested as a public nuisance, and the court forbids you to enter any built area. You're forced to live in the wilderness. You die on the subsequent jungle that sprouts around you.

I wish there was a sushi bar in the town I'm at.

[BluarianKnight]

Granted. However, when you do go eat there.. well, the food isn't FDA approved. You die.


I wish for..
Well, screw it, I'm not going to get screwed over.
The next five people after my post gets a second wish, that is my wish.

[Adragis]

Granted, although the next five people to what?

I wish for #

[TD1]

Granted. ###################. Now know that you could have wished for happiness instead.

I wish for all my work to be highlighted for me. And in the right places.

[Adragis]

Very well, the right side of every page is covered in highlighter.

I wish for '

[BluarianKnight]

Granted. Nothing changes. You already have '. If not, how could you post '?

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

[Shoruke]

As of now, I have retroactively decided that your wish was to be tentacle raped. Here's a horny Giant Squid, wish granted.

I wish for mozarella cheese.

[Drago55577]

Granted. Your cheese is delivered, and when you pick it up, Cthulhu emerges from the cheese and you are never seen again.

I wish more forums used Bay12s amazing layout.

[piratejoe]

Wish granted,the integrity of the internet ends up in the flames of the great flame war caused by people complaining about poor forum layout

I wish i...arrived...agh at the....scarlet....devil....mansion....without.....dying....or...getting injured....on the way.....there...agh also that i....was healed.

[crazyabe]

granted, right after being healed the mansion takes a page from the "wizard of Ozz" and falls on your head; hey you died AFTER reaching it.

I Wish I knew what the person above was talking about.