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[piratejoe]

Granted. With more integrity comes no alcohol, no video games, and less !!FUN!! .

  I wish for a nice Rottweiler which is loyal to me forever.

Granted,enjoy your ghost dog.

I wish the person who corrupts my wish would be sent to eiki shiki after they die....which is now.

[flazeo25]

Granted, but both you and person who corrupted the wish have both be sent to eiki shiki, She sends you to hell while the corrupt gets to enjoy life with her.

I wish for no wish.

[Nirur Torir]

Granted. I'll instead spread the bad luck throughout the rest of your existence, complete with ever-increasing interest.

I wish for a Star Trek style simulator room.

[flazeo25]

Granted, but everything in the simulator is real and since your stationed on damaged spaceship you get attacked by the Borgs.

I wish for Greatest World war ever.

[piratejoe]

Granted,you manage to start it and billions die including you and the only country's that still exist are japan,Canada,Germany,Scotland the entirety of Scandinavia and new Zealand,you are then sent to Eiki Shiki who sends your soul to hell to have a similar fate to me.

I wish my soul was not being repurposed in hell right now.

[flazeo25]

Granted your soul is now being repurposed in Tartarus, you'll spend eternity as Cerberus chew tow while working and while not working being dumped into ever agonzing river Styx.

I wish my soul was back in Apocalyptic earth.

[piratejoe]

Wish granted,somehow the ghost busters survived and manage to find you in the ruins of new york,you should know what that means.

I wish Eiki Shiki sentenced me to the nether to be reincarnated in the past instead of hell so my soul would never be repurposed at all and that flazeo stays stuck with the ghostbusters or in hell for all eternity.

[TheBiggerFish]

That happens.  You die in the war.

I wish people would stop making idiotic wishes like the preceding 3.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. They wish you were more polite and tactful when criticizing them.

I wish for hugs

[Maegil]

You're robbed by highwaymen, and left with your arms tied around a cactus.

I just woke up, wish to go back to sleep.

[Sl4cker]

Granted. You don't wake up.

I wish I was completely omniscient.

[Nunzillor]

After obtaining intimate knowledge of all that is evil in the universe, you willingly self terminate.

I wish I was rich.

[Maegil]

Granted. Your head asplodes!
Granted. You're the wealthiest man on the deserted island you're marooned on.

I wish my daily large mug of strong black morning coffee, and I'm getting it now so you can't corrupt this one.

[Nunzillor]

Of course.  But I hope you checked it for poisons before you took a sip, because...  Well, you'll find out eventually, I'm sure.

I wish for laser eyes.

[Sl4cker]

Granted. You ripped out the eyes of someone undergoing laser eye surgery. Hope they'll console you once you're in prison.

I wish I was a normal, mundane and boring human being living a normal life.