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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1293318 times)

heydude6

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22275 on: December 28, 2015, 12:50:21 pm »
Granted. Unfortunately, the recipe you stole from Stirk was one of his earlier prototypes that did have horrible side effects. You then get arrested for poisoning the population.

I wish Halo 5 had the infection game mode.
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22276 on: December 28, 2015, 07:14:57 pm »
Quote from: heydude6 on December 28, 2015, 12:50:21 pm
Granted. Unfortunately, the recipe you stole from Stirk was one of his earlier prototypes that did have horrible side effects. You then get arrested for poisoning the population.

I wish Halo 5 had the infection game mode.
Granted. It gives your controller herpes.

I wish I could make an AI to update my RTDs for me.
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Nirur Torir

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22277 on: December 28, 2015, 07:17:54 pm »
Granted. It updates at all hours, and your players all begin to secretly think less of you for never leaving home, shilling kitchens, and never sleeping.

I wish for cutebolds.
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22278 on: December 28, 2015, 08:05:52 pm »
Granted.  They steal all your stuff.

I wish that I had two of me.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22279 on: December 28, 2015, 08:08:29 pm »
Granted. Neither of you can stand the other, you get in a knife fight and both end up dead.

I wish my internet connection was better.
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Quote from: Weirdo on October 01, 2016, 03:51:03 pm
What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22280 on: December 28, 2015, 08:20:22 pm »
It's better, but it goes nowhere.

I wish that I had the ability of bilocation.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22281 on: December 28, 2015, 08:42:05 pm »
Granted, just let me get my chainsaw.

I wish the weather was as good as it was here just a few days ago.
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Quote from: Weirdo on October 01, 2016, 03:51:03 pm
What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

Nirur Torir

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22282 on: December 28, 2015, 09:35:59 pm »
Granted. You get a very brief reprieve of great weather, followed by a doubling-down on the bad weather.

I wish everyone had personal assistant AIs capable of making human-acceptable-quality games, movies, or books, designed by the user.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22283 on: December 28, 2015, 09:37:51 pm »
Granted. But they're only acceptable to humans who have the worst possible taste in entertainment. And only just.

I wish I had one of every video game console that has been released to date.
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piratejoe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22284 on: January 03, 2016, 01:14:17 pm »
Quote from: Twinwolf on December 28, 2015, 09:37:51 pm
Granted. But they're only acceptable to humans who have the worst possible taste in entertainment. And only just.

I wish I had one of every video game console that has been released to date.
Granted but you are given a soul gem and are forced told to fight witches as a magical girl/boy until you become a witch from despair and eventually are killed by a different magical girl/boy

I wish to become a jinrou and am allowed to live normally within society with no one knowing what i am and not having my life changed by this fact other then the fact...that and that i don't sparkle because i know one of you bastards will look up what a jinrou is and try that sh*t.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22285 on: January 03, 2016, 01:20:14 pm »
Quote from: piratejoe on January 03, 2016, 01:14:17 pm
...that and that i don't sparkle because i know one of you bastards will look up what a jinrou is and try that sh*t.
Spoilsport.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22286 on: January 03, 2016, 06:37:33 pm »
Quote from: Lenglon on January 03, 2016, 01:20:14 pm
Quote from: piratejoe on January 03, 2016, 01:14:17 pm
...that and that i don't sparkle because i know one of you bastards will look up what a jinrou is and try that sh*t.
Spoilsport.
its called being smart,my young padawan.
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Quote from: RAM on June 25, 2017, 10:42:20 pm
Battleships Hurl insults from behind thick walls, Destroyers beat up small children, Carriers stay back in the kitchen, and Cruisers are a bunch of tryhards who pretend to be loners.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22287 on: January 03, 2016, 06:45:24 pm »
I wish that someone would corrupt the other guy's wish.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

Twinwolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22288 on: January 03, 2016, 06:56:20 pm »
Granted. Thanks for volunteering.

I wish winter break wasn't over today.
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Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on December 08, 2015, 05:16:08 pm
Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22289 on: January 03, 2016, 07:00:30 pm »
Granted.  It was over yesterday.


I wish it would snow, over the state I am in, now, until there is enough snow to cause a cancellation tomorrow.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.
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