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Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22245 on: December 24, 2015, 12:06:44 pm »
Granted, your shapeshifting requires perfect visualization of the structure of every cell of every organ that you need, of every nerve used to control them, of every bone, every enzyme, everything. and if you leave anything out, then that is left out.
in short, unless you are a god of biology, and capable of simultaniously visualizing insane levels of detail on a immensely huge system, the first time you use it you're going to kill yourself.

I wish I could make up for the mean things I did to TheBiggerFish, and stop feeling so guilty.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22246 on: December 24, 2015, 12:13:04 pm »
You do.
But that requires that you leave Master.

At least TheBiggerFish is willing to take you in while you find some other weird person to symbiote off of someone else.

I wish Lenglon good luck.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

Twinwolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22247 on: December 24, 2015, 08:32:50 pm »
Granted. Lenglon has good luck. It is at the cost of all your good luck, and as such you are now the unluckiest person alive.

I wish there were more things that go under the user name than "Escaped Lunatic" and "Bay Watcher".
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22248 on: December 24, 2015, 08:34:02 pm »
Granted.  None of us can have them.

I wish that Marvin the Paranoid Android acquired my luck deficit, leaving me with only good luck.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22249 on: December 25, 2015, 12:25:26 am »
Granted, but you get lynched for hate crimes against Androids.

I wish for fuzziness.
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Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22250 on: December 25, 2015, 04:17:23 am »
Granted. You now have cataracts on both eyes.

I wish true happiness for everybody.
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Quote from: Weirdo on October 01, 2016, 03:51:03 pm
What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

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Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22251 on: December 25, 2015, 09:49:44 am »
Granted, they get true (simulated) happiness Matrix-style.

I wish for my cuteness to be multiplied by 10.
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Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22252 on: December 25, 2015, 10:53:33 am »
Granted. 0x10=0

I wish you all a merry christmas!
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Quote from: Weirdo on October 01, 2016, 03:51:03 pm
What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22253 on: December 25, 2015, 12:03:36 pm »
Granted, but our new years are terrible as a result of you not wishing as such.

I wish for a thumbdrive.
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Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22254 on: December 25, 2015, 12:09:12 pm »
Granted, someone drives a backhoe over your thumb.

I wish the good weather holds.
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Quote from: Weirdo on October 01, 2016, 03:51:03 pm
What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

vkiNm

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22255 on: December 25, 2015, 01:00:05 pm »
Granted, but the weather was in England. And it's good is pretty bad compared to other places. It never got better.

I wish my players would post in my game more often and with quality.
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Jon was the little sherman who could until he got hit by a repurposed tank gun.

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22256 on: December 25, 2015, 01:34:15 pm »
Sorry, that's just not ever gonna happen...

I wish that it would snow, here, now, for about 2 feet of snow.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22257 on: December 25, 2015, 01:54:28 pm »
>"feet" DOES NOT DOES NOT NOT COMPUTE.TE.CMUTE.TE..T.TE.E.
ZBRRZBZRBZchtzbzbzbzrrrrzzzzzzzzzschrrrtzyyyyyyyyyngGBLAM!

I wish I cared.
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Quote from: Weirdo on October 01, 2016, 03:51:03 pm
What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22258 on: December 25, 2015, 01:57:48 pm »
You care for Lenglon now.

It is very awkward.

I wish that the wish parser understood Imperial units.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22259 on: December 25, 2015, 02:49:04 pm »
Granted, it now understands that the deaths of all those Imperial Guard units were for the greater good.

I wish to be a REASONABLE SPACE MARINE.
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