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[TheBiggerFish]

You're on fire... At getting your corruptions undone.

I wish I was a good GM.

[Twinwolf]

Granted. You're good at GMing, but you don't run any games.

I wish I could write the best novel of all time.

[crazyabe]

Granted, You could but it never crosses your mind.


I Wish For the Ability to do whatever I want and break any laws I feel like without having Any negative Consequences until everything gets boring.

[Sl4cker]

Granted. Things quickly get boring, and then all the consequences catch up to you. You're promptly executed seven times and then sentenced to life in prison.

I wish I, too, was a catborg. But with a jetpack. And a machinegun attachment.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You have the ability to do such in your mind. In your mind alone, where you cannot touch anything tangible in real life. You are stuck in a hallucinatory trance. You can do no wrong and thus no negative consequences in your mind-world.

Granted. You, however are not immune to the weight of the jetpack. Or the recoil.

I wish for the ability to disappear.

[crazyabe]

Granted you are kidnapped by the Russian mafia every time you wish to "Disappear".


I Wish for Siezures.

[Sl4cker]

You feel very clever, before being burned at the Bay12 stake. way to ruin the joke
Granted. The seizures land you in a mental institution since it's the sixteenth century.

I wish for cake to be rained down on my face at nonlethal speeds.

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted, but it's inedible.


I wish I could catborg.

[crazyabe]

Granted, you are then scrapped for spare parts


I Wish ninjas would go extinct.

[TheBiggerFish]

They go extinct, and then unstealth.


I wish crazyabe had not corrupted anyone's wishes unless they want (or wanted) said wishes to be corrupted in that particular way.

[Sl4cker]

Granted. Instead, Insanegame27 is the new menace.

I wish the previous wish, except it's Insanegame27 instead of crazyabe.

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted.  Now it's some random person who's never posted on this thread apparently.


I wish that I could catborg.

[crazyabe]

Granted, Let me just put it through the tranversafacator first....

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Granted, You are Confused.

Granted you are Scrapped for spare parts 10 seconds after being made.

I wish For Hell.

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted.  It is here.


I wish I could catborg without being somehow scrapped.

[crazyabe]

Granted, instead you are stored in an old building seconds after being made because a newer model just came out.


I Wish for A Chain.