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Sl4cker

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22110 on: December 19, 2015, 07:45:45 pm »
Since you didn't make a wish, you are burned at the Bay12 stake. dammit
Granted. You're the one whose tomb is inside.

I wish I had a perfectly edible and real chocolate bar right now in my pocket.
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Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22111 on: December 19, 2015, 07:47:53 pm »
((wrong post))
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22112 on: December 19, 2015, 07:50:07 pm »
Quote from: Sl4cker on December 19, 2015, 07:45:45 pm
Since you didn't make a wish, you are burned at the Bay12 stake. dammit
Granted. You're the one whose tomb is inside.

I wish I had a perfectly edible and real chocolate bar right now in my pocket.
Granted. It's melted.

I wish for a ballpoint pen.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22113 on: December 19, 2015, 07:53:08 pm »
Granted, it is made out of Several men's CENSORED, and can only be used while you are CENSOREDing.


I wish for a bottle of rum made out of the person tow posts up.
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22114 on: December 19, 2015, 07:54:47 pm »
ERROR:Could not parse.
I wish
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22115 on: December 19, 2015, 07:56:27 pm »
Granted. You're towed away and made into a bottle of rum.

No you don't.

I wish that crazyabe hadn't made the obvious immature pun.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22116 on: December 19, 2015, 07:57:10 pm »
granted, you wish to be CENSORED by several CENSORED in front of a crowd of 200 people
Granted, all of them are related to you.

Granted, instead I made a racist pun.

I wish for Vodka mad out of the bigger fish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22117 on: December 19, 2015, 07:59:01 pm »
ERROR: Noncontinuous wish chain.
Please try again.

You get... A drop of vodka.

I wish that I could see octarine AND the human visual spectrum.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22118 on: December 19, 2015, 08:02:53 pm »
GRANTED You wish to be in hell.
GRANTED granted, have a fun time.

i wish for lust ray vision.
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22119 on: December 19, 2015, 08:03:43 pm »
ERROR: Wish already granted.
Adding consequence: There are no such things.

I wish that potato.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22120 on: December 19, 2015, 09:41:47 pm »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22121 on: December 19, 2015, 09:46:44 pm »
Granted.

They are now your actual ears.

I wish that I had unlimited streaming access to all music and a search function that actually works on said music in decent time.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22122 on: December 19, 2015, 09:48:22 pm »
Granted. You can never turn off the music, which plays in your head.

I wish for extreme excellence at Mafia.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22123 on: December 19, 2015, 09:52:15 pm »
Granted, you are the exellent Don of the rusian mafia, too bad you cant speak a single word of russian...

 I Wish for stripper ray vision.
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22124 on: December 19, 2015, 09:53:47 pm »
@Tawa:Cool, when can I get that?
Also, 4'33" is music.  ;P

Granted.
There is still no such thing.

I wish that crazyabe would make wishes that aren't NSFW.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.
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