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Twinwolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22080 on: December 17, 2015, 04:44:18 pm »
Granted. The corrupting is that it's not corrupted. But that means that since the wish was followed, it was. But that means it wasn't...

I wish for paradoxes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22081 on: December 17, 2015, 04:47:53 pm »
Quote from: Lenglon on December 17, 2015, 03:36:02 pm
INDIV_CONTROLLABLE token.
That's not the problem. I can't consistently start an adventurer with them, even if they don't have their own civ, as in starting as an Intelligent Wilderness Creature. I currently have about 25% chance that they appear in the list of playable animal people.

Anyway, this is not really the best thread for this. We could continue in PMs if you want.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22082 on: December 17, 2015, 04:49:10 pm »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22083 on: December 17, 2015, 04:57:40 pm »
It refuses to turn on, because the problems exist between the chair and the keyboard.

I wish not this wish.
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22084 on: December 18, 2015, 01:07:33 am »
Granted, unfortunately you are sent into mandatory speech therapy to try and cure this "affliction".

I wish for a bulldozer.
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Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22085 on: December 18, 2015, 07:56:56 pm »
Granted. The council sends a demolition team to your house, armed with bulldozers. However, if you had gone to your local council, down the stairs...

I wish that I was more familiar with HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22086 on: December 18, 2015, 08:28:31 pm »
Granted. You get to see the entry for Earth.

I wish I had a new boat.
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Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

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Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22087 on: December 18, 2015, 08:50:30 pm »
You are now the proud owner of a brand new, used boat. It is ten centimeters long and five wide and floats rather well in the bathtub

I wish I could remember to put a wish in here instead of having to fakeedit it in
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Quote from: Second Amendment
A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22088 on: December 18, 2015, 08:57:13 pm »
Granted, You wish that you were dead.


Granted, You are a Zombified Corpse that Was dead and because of a mix up in the spell you are tortured by the souls of the people you are forced to kill.




I Wish for A Bar of pure Fools gold.
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Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22089 on: December 18, 2015, 09:03:09 pm »
Granted, the three stooges come back to life, go to a bar and replay their best skits

EDIT: I wish I could be satisfied with my posts without serial editing them.
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Quote from: Weirdo on October 01, 2016, 03:51:03 pm
What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22090 on: December 18, 2015, 09:08:32 pm »
Granted, Instead you must serial Kill someone else or slit your wrists once per post.


I Wish The person below me had to wish the person below them was an insult to Existence.
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22091 on: December 18, 2015, 09:10:22 pm »
Granted, unfortunately some people have very poor eyesight.

I wish the person below me was an existence to Insults.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22092 on: December 19, 2015, 01:26:25 am »
 Granted. Thanks to a Lawyer Genie, my existence is dedicated to insulting you since your wording and grammar was atrocious enough no one knew what you originally meant because your ability to word a sentence, while lacking, is not as lacking as your intellect.

  I wish for a 'Insult UnicodingUnicorn Thread'.
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22093 on: December 19, 2015, 02:19:55 am »
Granted, it is nuked for trolling by the Great Toad.

I wish I can own a genuine banhammer.
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Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22094 on: December 19, 2015, 03:02:34 am »
Granted, you slip and crush your own bus with it
I wish for a pony
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Quote from: Second Amendment
A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.
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