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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1292894 times)

Adragis

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22050 on: December 16, 2015, 05:14:30 am »

they ain't as good as yo momma

i WISH FOR tEMMIE
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22051 on: December 16, 2015, 05:26:08 am »

The name is Bob. The pleasure is all mine.

I wish for multiversal powers.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22052 on: December 16, 2015, 05:42:40 am »

Granted. It is the power to experience every single death every single version of you has ever experienced, with no control which one you see.

You soon go mad.

I wish for a PS4.
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Trapezohedron

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22053 on: December 16, 2015, 06:25:55 am »

You get a game copy of Phantasy Star IV!

Too bad it was actually a bootleg produced by shady Chinese people, and is actually labeled 'Tale of Dragon Long Force Dark', replete with Google Translate gibberish. Given that it also is a modified copy of a ROM found from the internet, it has no inherent worth.

I wish I expanded into an empire.
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Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22054 on: December 16, 2015, 06:32:36 am »

Granted. It arrives by mail, your own shiny brand-new Leatherman Squirt PS4 keyring multitool. NINJA'D!

Granted, your skin is removed and cut into a very, very thin string, which is used to mark the new Empire's territory (you know, like Carthage managed to swindle its original territory).

I wish I could unwatch this thread.
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What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22055 on: December 16, 2015, 10:22:56 am »

Granted, Bay12 no longer exists when this would have been created, and you never gain a live, committing suicide in your mom's basement... No one misses you.
I wish for the most horrible thing ever imagined.
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Adragis

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22056 on: December 16, 2015, 10:39:13 am »

you get it

I wish for TEMS
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22057 on: December 16, 2015, 12:32:37 pm »

The genie who would grant your wish has no idea what the hell that is.

I wish for a better video card.
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The best way to demonstrate it to him is take a save of 40 year old fortress with 150 dwarves in it on a good sized embark with a volcano that just breached the circus and install it on his gaming rig and watch it bring his rig to its knees.

Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22058 on: December 16, 2015, 12:40:31 pm »

The genie who would grant your wish has no idea what the hell that is.
TEMS
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22059 on: December 16, 2015, 12:45:12 pm »

The genie who would grant your wish has no idea what the hell that is.
TEMS
That looks like a game to try out sometime. Thanks!
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The best way to demonstrate it to him is take a save of 40 year old fortress with 150 dwarves in it on a good sized embark with a volcano that just breached the circus and install it on his gaming rig and watch it bring his rig to its knees.

crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22060 on: December 16, 2015, 12:53:47 pm »

Granted, You get a Video card that can only produce 2 colors.


The two colors are Eye burning pink and Vomit Green.


It Produces a Signal for a Screen 75x Larger then your current Screen.


I wish The person below me was Tortured.
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Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22061 on: December 16, 2015, 02:16:55 pm »

Nobody expects... THE PHYSICS INQUISITION! Now, put Maegil on... THE COMFY CHAIR!

I wish to get a reply to my wish.
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What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

Foxite

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22062 on: December 16, 2015, 02:47:15 pm »

 

I wish for being able to easily find a book to read for school book reports. Or just get rid of book reports at all.
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The best way to demonstrate it to him is take a save of 40 year old fortress with 150 dwarves in it on a good sized embark with a volcano that just breached the circus and install it on his gaming rig and watch it bring his rig to its knees.

crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22063 on: December 16, 2015, 04:57:07 pm »

Granted, Book reports are Nonexistent, on a Planet that has yet to form life, 2 million years from now.


I wish the person below me was reincarnated into a Slug when they died.
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22064 on: December 16, 2015, 10:26:18 pm »

Granted, but a combination of poor eyesight and horrible handwriting ensures I get reincarnated into...The Stig!

I wish Fallout happened.
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I do stuff, I guess
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