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Hiddenleafguy

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22005 on: December 09, 2015, 05:11:47 pm »
Quote from: Insanegame27 on December 09, 2015, 04:14:57 pm
Granted. You are that guy. And he is you. In revenge for stealing his body he comes around to your house and kills you with guns.


I wish I had the superpower to fly... North
Jokes on you Insany, Adonis would NEVER wield a gun, anyway.
Granted, an illiterate man named Alfabusa writes the codexs, they are ruined.
I wish that I had a purple suit.
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poketwo

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« Reply #22006 on: December 09, 2015, 07:20:03 pm »
You are the purple man. You are killed by an robot obsessed with pizza.

I wish SMG4 videos become reality on every wedsday
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22007 on: December 09, 2015, 07:37:39 pm »
Granted.
There is no wedsday.

I wish Wednesday was wedsday.
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Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22008 on: December 09, 2015, 08:38:57 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on December 09, 2015, 07:37:39 pm
Granted.
There is no wedsday.

I wish Wednesday was wedsday.
Granted. You get married to your arch enemy on the day of wedding.


I wish this didn't happen so often
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A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22009 on: December 09, 2015, 08:44:11 pm »
RICKROLLING IS REPLACED BY OLD SPICE GUY PUNCHING YOU.

SCYTHERS SCYTHERS SCYTHERS
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Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22010 on: December 09, 2015, 08:45:20 pm »
Granted. Scythers are eliminated from all history and references forever. They are also exterminated.


I wish Poketwo toned down the Scytherness
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Quote from: Second Amendment
A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22011 on: December 13, 2015, 02:06:57 pm »
Granted, but in doing so he lost what made him Poketwo. You horrible, horrible murderer.

I wish that I had a normal sleep schedule.
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Twinwolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22012 on: December 13, 2015, 02:13:33 pm »
Granted, you have a sleep schedule that is normal for people with chronic, incurable insomnia.

I wish that reality shows were actually good.
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Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22013 on: December 13, 2015, 02:26:15 pm »
Granted, they become the greatest thing ever. So great that you find yourself in a Trueman-esque show without realizing it. Naturally, all the reality TV you watch on the show is low quality, to avoid losing viewers to actually decent shows.

I wish for a rifle with unlimited ammunition that never needs to reload.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22014 on: December 13, 2015, 02:36:02 pm »
Granted, It weighs 20 tons, is fused with your left hand, And can only shoot while pointed at your leg.


I wish I had time control powers.
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Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22015 on: December 13, 2015, 03:45:15 pm »
Granted. Your Arch enemy, named "I" now has time control powers


I wish for a pony. I also wish for Red vs Blue to never end
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A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22016 on: December 13, 2015, 03:47:57 pm »
Granted, Red vs Blue Dies and is Reincarnated as a Shitty MLP parody sponsored by you, that Everyone hates. It will never die again, with it ending AFTER the universe.


I wish I was my Arch enemy "I".
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22017 on: December 13, 2015, 09:04:59 pm »
Granted. Your arch enemy is the exact opposite of you, but is also you. The exact opposite of you is non existence. Ergo, you cease to exist (in fact, you never existed.)

I wish essays could all be written for me by a person skilled in essay writing, and knowledgeable about the subjects in hand.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22018 on: December 13, 2015, 09:07:47 pm »
Granted. But they don't count, because that's cheating, and you get expelled from your school. And the person keeps swapping out your essays for theirs before the teacher reads them, thus ensuring you can never turn in a legitimate essay again, and repeating the cycle.

I wish I was not sick.
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Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on December 08, 2015, 05:16:08 pm
Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22019 on: December 13, 2015, 09:57:41 pm »
Granted, instead of being known by the euphemism "sick", you are instead labelled as a twisted disgusting perverted weirdo.

I wish that I had my own personal meatshield.
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