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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21990 on: December 08, 2015, 11:02:20 pm »
Someone quotes it badly.
Your wishes are all corrupted now.

I wish that I will obtain three wishes from a benevolent genie.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21991 on: December 09, 2015, 01:57:17 am »
Granted. You are walking in a desert with two friends, badly starved and dehydrated, you think you are hallucinating when you are tripped over by a small brass oil lamp. Seeing as though there are three of you, the genie splits the three wishes. Your two friends wish to be magicked back home.
Your turn comes and you find you can't make the decision without your friends. You wish they were here with you.

I wish for a normal life

AlternateWish(tm) I wish that I knew the story of the GWG
« Last Edit: December 09, 2015, 02:19:19 am by Insanegame27 »
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Quote from: Second Amendment
A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21992 on: December 09, 2015, 02:20:14 am »
Granted, you lead a normal, boring life completely devoid of interest.

I wish that my ISP wasn't a jerk.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21993 on: December 09, 2015, 05:29:31 am »
Granted, your ISP is a MASSIVE dickhead instead.

I wish I used less time on my PC in order to use more time to play games on my Wii U.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21994 on: December 09, 2015, 08:19:09 am »
Of course. Now you do not have a PC. All you have is your Wii U. Without any games.

I wish for the person corrupting this text to die a horrible death in their corrupted wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21995 on: December 09, 2015, 08:20:17 am »
Granted. However...

I wish to die a horrible death.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21996 on: December 09, 2015, 08:28:39 am »
It would be granted, but your wish has been cancelled.


I wish for the person's wish before me to be cancelled.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21997 on: December 09, 2015, 11:15:40 am »
granted, you were before yourself at some point

I wish for tEM
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21998 on: December 09, 2015, 12:46:40 pm »
Granted

you are swarmed by hundreds of Toe Eating Monsters. you never walk right again.

I wish I knew what tEM really meant.
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BluarianKnight

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21999 on: December 09, 2015, 12:57:07 pm »
Of course. You learn by becoming tEM. Only you can know.

I wish for a horrible, horrible wish paradox by multiple posters AFTER me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22000 on: December 09, 2015, 01:36:01 pm »
Granted, unfortunately, you didn't specify the thread, so now uncorrupt a wish is a hopeless paradox, that you will never look at.
I wish to be Adonis Von Sprinkles the Fourth.
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Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22001 on: December 09, 2015, 04:14:57 pm »
Granted. You are that guy. And he is you. In revenge for stealing his body he comes around to your house and kills you with guns.


I wish I had the superpower to fly... North
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Quote from: Second Amendment
A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22002 on: December 09, 2015, 04:17:49 pm »
You can fly anything named "... North".
You cannot fly well, however.
I wish that the wish below this wish will be granted in accordance with the intent of the wisher.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22003 on: December 09, 2015, 04:38:33 pm »
I wish that the above wish is corrupted
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Quote from: Second Amendment
A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22004 on: December 09, 2015, 04:54:39 pm »
BY CHAOS! THE DARK GODS SOON RULE THIS WORLD, AND THE GALAXY BURNS, CHANGES, DECAYS, AND IS PLEASURED.

I wish that Alfabusa writes the 40k codexs.
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