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[BluarianKnight]

Your waifu is secretly a changeling in disguise, and you figure it out the day after.


I wish for tem to get to cooleg

[crazyabe]

Granted, tEMMIE is sent into the Cool Age of God powers and Pizza, You are Now trapped in the "Don't Starve" Universe on the Other hand...

[BluarianKnight]

I'm okay with that.
You die alone due to not wishing.

I WISH TO BECOME tEMMIE!!!!

[crazyabe]

Granted, You are Bob, And you are shunned by the other tEMMIEs.


I wish I had a Cook named Papyrus working for me.

[thedrelle]

Granted,

Unfortunately, he creates the menu, and does so using nothing but the font papyrus. You never can read it, therefore never order.

i wish my corruption made sense.

[Strife26]

Granted. Enjoy the twisted world view and continuing descent into madness that it entails.

I wish my phone's battery recharged fifty precent faster.

[vkiNm]

Granted, but your phone screams 'Allahu Akbar' as it's ringtone and can not be silenced. You're on the list now.

I wish for the most comfortable pillow in all of existence.

[BluarianKnight]

Granted. It's made out of your family's dead corpses. Without the bones. It's stinky.

I wish to stab the next Bay12'er to reply on this chat to die horribly. I SHANK YOU.

[TheBiggerFish]

That was you.

I wish that I will have a perfect life until I decide otherwise.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Granted, unfortunately, the world around you goes to Shit, all your friends die, and you lose any reason to become a better person.
I wish Sempai would notice me.

[TalonisWolf]

  Sempai notices you as they slit your throat.

  I wish I had a perfect life.

[Twinwolf]

Granted. Your life is perfect, but as compensation everyone else's is crap. And everyone knows you made that wish. Hope you like mobs.

I wish I could write the perfect novel.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, but because of your horrible marketing skills only your mother ever even looks at it.

I wish I knew all the answers to my midterms next week.

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted.
You know them all but cannot recall them when looking at the test.

I wish that !!MAGMA!!

[ATHATH]

Magma across the world begins emitting 1000000 foot high magical flames. You incinerate.

I wish for this wish and all future wishes requested by me to not be corrupted.