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[Insanegame27]

Granted. You are budda. The world is destroyed by the zombie apocalypse of zombie buddhists risen with you.


I wish for elbow grease and headlight fluid. Six crates of it, precisely.


NB that was six crates OF EACH.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, they pop into existence right when you are trying to escape an inferno.

I wish for a M18-Hellcat.

[Insanegame27]

Granted. An authentic M18 Hellcat tank lands on top of you, crushing it.


I wish to kill everyone ever by reversing gravity.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, you yourself die in the process, but some people who were indoors survive.

I wish for my own personal fusion reactor.

[crazyabe]

Granted, It fuses Personal at Your New Power Plant With You, Hope you like being a Freak!


I Wish for: 10000$ Amarican, 20 Tons of gold, and A New Wish-Uncorrupter!

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, but this wish corrupter uses reverse parsing, so you attain a new Wish-Uncorrupter, which is sold for 20 tons of gold before it could be used, which is then traded for USD$10000, which immediately tank when the US economy goes kaboom.

I wish that people on the internet can into grammar.

[Twinwolf]

Granted, but the people on the internet are now so meticulous in their wording and grammar, that it takes 20 minutes for anyone to post anything.

I wish I could think of a wish.

[crazyabe]

Granted, But the Wish is made by an Eldritch horror, so you go insane and Wish you were dead, That wish comes back 100% uncorrupted.


I Wish I had (Literal) Universal Hacking Equipment, that: Stopped time for everyone but me when Activated, Could only be touched by me, and Was always there when I wanted it.

[DAPARROT]

Granted, there is no off button

I wish that people would use common sense more often

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, but they have the common sense not to do stupid or dangerous things, and as a result innovation stalls.

I wish to be able to own a tank.

[poketwo]

You get a water tank.


I wish the video game industry would go back to its glory days.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Granted, unfortunately, your time travel of current tech to the innovative minds in the Video Game industry causes a severe breakdown in world order.
I wish to have the perfect day.

[TalonisWolf]

  Your wording was ambiguous enough for a malicious genie to grant you the PERFECT DAY TO DIE.

  I wish for fully-functioning cybernetic limbs.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Granted, your murderer now has fully functioning cybernetic limbs.
I wish for the perfect meal, that I will live through.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, but all food tastes like disgusting rubbish afterwards.

I wish that this day is going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small.