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[thedrelle]

Granted, But the cost to dispose a horse corpse proves to be far greater than expected, and you lose the house as a result.

I wish I could fly.

[Stirk]

Granted. You can fly in an airplane, helicopter, or other flying vehicle. No no-fly list for you!

I wish to get 100% on my exam today.

[Eric Blank]

Granted but first you must forget literally everything not relevant to the exam.

I wish my fingers weren't frozen so I could type properly.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, you get a 100% error rating. Filthy ninja.
Granted, unfortunately the thick gloves keeping your fingers from freezing hamper typing anyway.

also, aren't you supposed to be asleep?

I wish to know if thedrelle is a creepy stalker.

[Stirk]

Granted. You will find the answer by checking under your bed at 1:00 AM.

I wish they would come out with a translation program that would perfectly translate any language to English.

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted. You will find the answer by checking under your bed at 1:00 AM.

I wish they would come out with a translation program that would perfectly translate any language to English.

Granted.  The program tells you if the string you put in matches "any language".
I wish recursion.

[thedrelle]

Granted

I wish recursion

also, not a stalker

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted.
I wish recursion.

[Megggas]

Granted.  You wish for recursion.

I wish 2 - 1 = 0.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, everyone's computer breaks because they relied on the old 2 - 1 = 1 system.

I wish that nuclear winter would blanket the continent.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Some idiot launched everybody's nukes at Antarctica simultaneously. Everything is glowy and cold now.

I wish for cat-based foot warmers.

[Sl4cker]

Granted. You killed all of your dear pet cats to create these still-bloody foot warmers. A few of them were only a few months old. I hope you're happy, you monster.

I wish I existed in a wonderful place.

[fillipk]

Granted, and you are joined by everyone who annoys you.

I wish I had more time.

[DAPARROT]

Granted,you are immortal

I wish for another wish

[crazyabe]

Granted, But it can only be spent on these things: Tentacle monsters, Yourself never existing, or To become pregnant with an Alien.


I wish I Could run a Dictatorship!