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Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21840 on: October 29, 2015, 05:26:09 pm »
Granted, the spambots take over.
I wish I had a unicorn launcher.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21841 on: November 02, 2015, 05:48:53 am »
Granted, but the unicorns turn to terrorists after 24 hours.
I wish I could become an admin.
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Gwolfski

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21842 on: November 02, 2015, 02:43:42 pm »
granted, but the intenet corrupts and the admin team is restored to previous conditions.

i wish 2+2 was 5
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
Eventually when you go far enough the insane start becoming the sane

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21843 on: November 02, 2015, 04:06:34 pm »
Quote from: Gwolfski on November 02, 2015, 02:43:42 pm
granted, but the intenet corrupts and the admin team is restored to previous conditions.

i wish 2+2 was 5

Granted, but under the subsequent conditions, the laws of physics are retroactively rewritten in such a way that your wish had no meaning, and could not be granted in the first place.

I wish my nipples were the light of the church.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21844 on: November 02, 2015, 05:13:33 pm »
Granted, religious fanatics cut them off and you bleed to death

I wish...
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Gwolfski

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21845 on: November 02, 2015, 05:20:34 pm »
grantd. you now have three dots.

i wish for cake.
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21846 on: November 03, 2015, 12:48:05 am »
Granted,but it is a lie

I wish for real cake
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21847 on: November 03, 2015, 01:48:34 am »
Granted. Wait, aren't you Megggas?

No? Sorry, dude.

I wish that everyone had to diagram their sentences before submitting them anywhere. It would make the internet so much more legible.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21848 on: November 03, 2015, 06:56:00 pm »
Granted. Faulty the diagram is.

Wish for boiled peanuts i do
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21849 on: November 03, 2015, 09:59:34 pm »
Wish granted.  Whenever you put peanuts in your mouth, they begin boiling.

I wish I had a fork to eat my delicious cake with.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21850 on: November 04, 2015, 08:32:33 am »
Granted, now you have to share your cake with the fork.

I wish I would not make careless mistakes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21851 on: November 04, 2015, 01:28:10 pm »
Granted, Now you carefully make mistakes on purpose!


I wish I Was greater then the Dwarf Fortress learning curve.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21852 on: November 04, 2015, 01:45:56 pm »
granted. you were greater than nothing. DF has no learning curve. Its a cliff.with no top.

I wish the power cut in Oldcastle, Meath, Ireland. (i dont live there)
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
Eventually when you go far enough the insane start becoming the sane

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21853 on: November 09, 2015, 10:25:52 am »
Granted.
The power is cut there, and it somehow causes the power to inexpplicably go off at your house.

I wish that this wish to acquire a million US dollars legally, without death of any sort involved in the acquisition of said million USD, will not be corrupted and will be granted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21854 on: November 09, 2015, 11:40:12 am »
Your wish is granted.  Your neighbor Larry's wish to acquire a million US dollars legally, without death of any sort involved in the acquisition of said million USD, was not corrupted and granted without issue.  Don't worry though, Larry made sure to mail you a thank you note.
He spelled your name wrong.

I wish I was Larry.
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