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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1292518 times)

Twinwolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21825 on: October 28, 2015, 06:50:46 pm »
Granted. An actual genie shows and starts corrupting wishes for real.

I wish that I didn't have asthma.
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Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
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heydude6

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21826 on: October 28, 2015, 06:53:45 pm »
Granted, you're merely allergic to typical polluted city air and other airborne contaminants.

I wish the ending of undertale wasn't spoiled for me.
(seriously, if there's a game that should never be spoiled it's that one)
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

Twinwolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21827 on: October 28, 2015, 06:56:57 pm »
Granted. An update completely changes the ending into something so unspeakably horrible you wish that it had been spoiled so you didn't have to see it.

I wish that all stairs were escalators.
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Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
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<Caellath>: Twinwolf, your thirst for blood has been noted.

crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21828 on: October 28, 2015, 07:21:30 pm »
Granted, but all escalators go down to hell.


I wish for a Spike shooting shotgun.
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Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21829 on: October 28, 2015, 07:23:16 pm »
Granted, but unfortunately it is in the hands of the fellow what wants you dead.

I wish I could multiplayer game again.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21830 on: October 28, 2015, 07:25:32 pm »
granted, You can play any multiplayer tentacle porn game.


I wish I had Strip ray vision.
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Audioworm333

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21831 on: October 28, 2015, 09:32:48 pm »
Granted. The government finds out and you are turned into a test subject.

I wish my family life wasn't so fucking full of drama.
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Megggas

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21832 on: October 28, 2015, 10:54:36 pm »
Granted.  Your family is dead.

I wish I was immune to the effects of corrupted wishes.
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PTTG??

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21833 on: October 28, 2015, 11:29:05 pm »
Granted. Your family is dead. Didn't specify that one did you.

I wish for 800 non-sequential tax-free $100 bills.
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DAPARROT

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21834 on: October 28, 2015, 11:45:11 pm »
Granted,they are counterfeit

I wish that the media didn't control everything(it pretty much does)
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Megggas

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21835 on: October 28, 2015, 11:51:12 pm »
Granted.  Now Youtube comments exert tremendous influence instead.

I wish that my hair was spiky like an anime action hero.
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Sl4cker

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21836 on: October 29, 2015, 12:01:10 am »
Granted, but you're not actually an anime action hero. All of your friends make fun of you.

I wish I was a rock floating somewhere in the pacific ocean.
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21837 on: October 29, 2015, 02:17:39 am »
Granted, but you're floating at a negative velocity. Soon, you are cold and dark and lonely.

I wish for happies.
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heydude6

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21838 on: October 29, 2015, 02:48:13 pm »
Granted, now the government does. Praise to Big Brother!

I wish I could read people's minds
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

Megggas

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21839 on: October 29, 2015, 02:57:20 pm »
Granted.  Unfortunately, you discover that everyone hates you.

I wish that PTTG?? would be the next person to post in this thread.
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