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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1292489 times)

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21810 on: October 18, 2015, 04:49:52 pm »

Granted. It's dropped on your house.
You are dead.
Respawn? Y/N

I wish for MAGIKUHL POWAHS.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21811 on: October 18, 2015, 04:52:29 pm »

Granted, You get BADSPELLINGMANCY.


I wish to respawn.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21812 on: October 18, 2015, 04:53:48 pm »

Granted. You respawn exactly where you died. Which was under a piece of Japan. People tend to die when they're under multiple thousand tons of rock.

I wish I was immortal, and immune to pain.

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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21813 on: October 18, 2015, 04:55:09 pm »

Granted. Unfortunately, your loved ones aren't, and they are what fuel your immortality and lack of pain. Have fun seeing them die or get cut to pieces whenever it was your turn for it~

I wish for goodspellingmancy.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21814 on: October 18, 2015, 04:55:58 pm »

Granted, you "Live forever" inside a block of concrete
Granted, But you have to sell your hands to gain it, and now you cant use it.


I wish To respawn on top of my piece of japan
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21815 on: October 18, 2015, 05:07:35 pm »

Granted. The locals aren't happy that you moved the piece of Japan, however, and you receive a sound beating.

I wish I were creative and dedicated enough to run a forum game.
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Twinwolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21816 on: October 18, 2015, 05:10:24 pm »

Granted. It is so popular, that when it is forced to die due to extenuating, IRL circumstances, the players hunt you down.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21817 on: October 18, 2015, 05:14:27 pm »

Granted, instead you randomly go into an angry rage at anything that takes your time


I wish I had Cut proof skin
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21818 on: October 18, 2015, 05:56:42 pm »

Granted. Your skin is now proof to cuts. Otherwise, though? Hope you have good insurance.

I wish my dad wasn't an asshole.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21819 on: October 18, 2015, 06:02:39 pm »

Granted he's a cunt
 
I wish For cash
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21820 on: October 18, 2015, 07:48:38 pm »

granted. Unfortunately the government has mandated that purchases can only be made with credit or debit now, to "Save the enviroment".

I wish the environment was saved.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21821 on: October 18, 2015, 07:50:19 pm »

Granted, Now we are all useless elves.


I wish for a Chain saw that runs off coal and wood, that is Environment Unfriendly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21822 on: October 18, 2015, 07:57:57 pm »

Granted. You are murdered by a horde of angry elves.

I wish for supreme skill at video games.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21823 on: October 18, 2015, 08:01:09 pm »

granted, but only porn games


I wish for Supreme skill at all nonporn games
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21824 on: October 28, 2015, 06:48:31 pm »

 In all cooking mama games, you will always be better than mama.

 I wish to bring this thread back to LIFE!
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