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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1292461 times)

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21795 on: October 16, 2015, 01:35:32 am »
Granted. She kills everyone you've every spoken to in the past 14-15 years of your life, barring you and herself, so that she can 'have you all for herself'.

I wish for shitty animu.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21796 on: October 16, 2015, 02:04:55 am »
You get all the animu, forever plunging you into doubt about its quality.

I wish for BlitzDungeoneer's untimely transformation into a duck.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21797 on: October 18, 2015, 03:29:58 pm »
wish granted. he is now a kirby-duck

i wish for windows 10 to stop checking my stuff
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21798 on: October 18, 2015, 03:34:20 pm »
granted, Its deleting your stuff instead


I wish I had a government supercomputer!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21799 on: October 18, 2015, 04:21:28 pm »
Granted. The government, however, is not pleased with you gaining access to all of their secrets. At all.

I wish I were the protagonist of a magical girl anime.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21800 on: October 18, 2015, 04:23:59 pm »
Granted, But the anime is about being raped by magical monsters


I wish for Gunz
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21801 on: October 18, 2015, 04:26:14 pm »
Granted. You get Gunz-brand toy guns. Because there is no "z" in guns.

I wish that I could competently run a game on the forums.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21802 on: October 18, 2015, 04:29:32 pm »
Granted, But the game is about being raped by magical monsters and you get banned for it.


I wish for Guns
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21803 on: October 18, 2015, 04:37:12 pm »
Granted, but the guns are actually magical monsters that rape you.

I wish for less mentions of magical monster rape.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21804 on: October 18, 2015, 04:38:50 pm »
Granted, now it's magical alien rape.

I wish that people wouldn't make their characters OP in free-form games.
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Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on December 08, 2015, 05:16:08 pm
Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21805 on: October 18, 2015, 04:39:25 pm »
Granted, You can't legally mention any thing
Granted, they don't make characters


I wish for Swords
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21806 on: October 18, 2015, 04:41:28 pm »
Granted, they are Swords. With a capital S, to Symbolise their Sentience, Sensibility, Senility and importance.
And they don't like you at all. You die soon after.

I wish for a knife.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21807 on: October 18, 2015, 04:44:29 pm »
granted, your doctor just removed a knife from your stomach.


I wish for a "Fat man" missile
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21808 on: October 18, 2015, 04:46:53 pm »
Granted. The FBI break in your front door and arrest you for owning the components to make a missile, and kidnapping a fat man.

I wish people would think of more creative responses to wishes.
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Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
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<Caellath>: Twinwolf, your thirst for blood has been noted.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21809 on: October 18, 2015, 04:49:12 pm »
Granted, Your answer must be three hundred letters long to qualify as "Creative"


I wish for I owned piece of japan
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