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[crazyabe]

Granted but they only exist in your mind
 
I Wish for super strength

[Tomasque]

You weigh so much that you break through the earth.

I wish I were the moon.

[crazyabe]

Granted you now orbit earth, "Mooning" everyone
 
I wish I had a cell phone

[Megggas]

Wish granted.  Here you go.


I wish I had the ability to read minds.

[Eric Blank]

Granted.


I wish for the ability to be more huggable.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. Bears just LOVE to hug you.

I wish I would do much less typos than I usual when I'm on the Bay12 irc.

[heydude6]

Granted, now you just write the completely wrong word instead. But look on the bright side, it's spelled perfectly!

I wish the average gamer wouldn't fall for the schemes of greedy companies to steal our money.

[Dustan Hache]

Granted: all gaming companies do not exist now. they are feeding their money to nothing at all.
I wish I was a useful necromancer!

[crazyabe]

Granted, but you can only raise people in the military who hate you, and they REMEMBER WHY


I wish I could Use divination using a Telivision

[DreamerGhost]

Granted. What you see in reality shows and soap operas becomes true.


I wish I was a competent wizard.

[Dustan Hache]

Granted, but you can only do parlor tricks, and only while in a parlor.

I wish that I could raise/revive people that were not in the military and still retain my useful necromancer status!

[crazyabe]

Granted you can now raise mass murders and people who killed them selves
 
I wish I was an awsome Rockstar

[Arcvasti]

Granted. You become an immense sphere of pure granite that somehow radiates the same life-giving light energy and such that a normal star does. Entire civilizations bask in your light and you become the object of awe and worship from many. But you lost sentience a long time ago, so you don't care. Rocks, even magic glowing starry ones, cannot think or feel.

I wish for underwater bowling to be a safe and achievable sport.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, the new sport underwater bowling takes the world by storm, converting swimming pools by the hundreds into water bowling centres, which soon become exclusive clubs which snub outsiders.

I wish that I could afford a decent plushie.

[heydude6]

Granted, you have enough money to buy a single decent plushie. After that you won't have enough money to buy food, pay for rent etc.
I hope it was worth it.

I wish I wasn't so lonely