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[Twinwolf]

Granted, you are now an egg. You get stepped on.

I wish Fallout 4 was out, and it was good.

[crazyabe]

Granted, but the world ends in a nuclear apocalypses on the day it was finally out
I wish i had a pet Demon OR Devil

[Ultimuh]

Granted, your pet demon/devil eventually turns on you and devours your soul.

I wish  people would be more creative with granting wishes.

[crazyabe]

Granted they just dont go to this forum or topic


I wish i had THE GREATEST COMPUTER IN THE UNIVERSE

[Twinwolf]

((Actually, in that case it was appropriate because of the setting of the game.))
Granted. They are creative, overly so, to the point of writing novel-length responses. But these take weeks, or months to write, and the thread dies.
Granted. It is only marginally better than the current greatest computer. And it appears on top of you.

I wish that there would be a really good warhammer 40k game.

[crazyabe]

Granted its made when hell freezes over


I wish that computer was weightless and better

[Megggas]

Wish granted.  You watch sadly as your computer floats away into the sky.

I wish that the person who grants this wish becomes mute.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted, the person to grant this wish never comes however, as the person who granted that wish answered first.

I wish for a random stranger to find 20$ in their coat.

[Urist McCoder]

The $20 is coated in anthrax
I wish that my yo-yo was made out of frog skin

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, however frog skin isn't a particularly good yoyo material, it soon breaks.

I wish that I could understand time loops.

[crazyabe]

Granted Now if only you weren't  in one...
Granted Now if only you weren't  in one...
Granted Now if only you weren't  in one...
Granted Now if only you weren't  in one...
Granted Now if only you weren't  in one...
Granted Now if only you weren't  in one...

I wish time loops didn't happen...
I wish time loops didn't happen...
I wish time loops didn't happen...

[Urist McCoder]

Granted the universe collapses
I wish that my phone was made of gold

[Twinwolf]

Granted. But a phone-shaped hunk of gold isn't really good for phone-things.

I wish I could see movies whenever I wanted.

[crazyabe]

Granted But you allso see them when you dont and the only movie you can see is 50 shades of gray.

I wish I HAD THE ULTAMIT GAME

[heydude6]

Granted. You get a copy of the game and begin to play it.

"Wait, that's it? Where's the corru-

oh, file corruption...."

I wish someone would make my wish for me instead