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[heydude6]

Granted, you accidentally jump into the vaccum of space.

I wish I was a powerful omnipotent being.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted, the power is too much and you are destroyed before you even realize that you are omnipotent.

I wish for a lot of luck.

[crazyabe]

Granted all of it is bad


I wish i would just die

[Megggas]

Granted.  However, after your heart stopped, a rapid response team found you minutes later and managed to restart your heart and revive you.  Now you have expensive medical fees.

I wish that the letter 'n' was a vowel.

[heydude6]

Granted. No-one notices the change except the most fanatical of grammar Nazis.

I wish crazyabe would stop being so morbid (seriously, you worry me).

[crazyabe]

Granted now i am a gay (and gay) My little pony porno drawing maniac whom has been locked in prison for being to happy


I wish Haydude6's wish was not made

[Megggas]

Granted.  Instead of making his wish, he contacts a therapist to come chat with you.  You'll see Dr. Heinst 3 times a week.

I wish crazyabe would live up to his name.
I wish crazyabe was missing his tongue.

[crazyabe]

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[Megggas]

Wish granted.  That post has been modified accordingly.

I wish I knew how to dance.

[crazyabe]

Granted you are a world class dancer now if you only had legs...


I wish i had a tongue

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted. It's in your hands, is quickly rotting and is highly researched by the police due to it being linked with a particularly disturbing murder.

I wish I wouldn't procrastinate so much.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You do everything immediately. You run out of things to do and now sit around and browse bay12 while you wait.

I wish I didn't stress out and make mistakes working at the cash register.

[Lenglon]

Granted, you go for months turning into a year and more without making even the slightest mistake at the cash register, and learn the dark secret of cashierdom - nobody actually cares. You try to speak up, to speak out against being ignored, your pay never improving, the other employees still being just as petty as before, being passed over for any chances of promotion, and find yourself without a job instead, for you have become unable to function out from behind the protection of the register.
and now the register is gone, and your employment with it.

I wish I didn't have the dark memories of working behind a cash register that fueled the above corruption.

[Megggas]

Granted.  Now you have false memories of happily working behind a cash register.  You've already applied for several cashier jobs, eager to resume working.

I wish that I could communicate with dogs.

[Urist McCoder]

Granted you are now a dogi wish that the world had stats that you could raise like an egg character