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[kilakan]

Wish granted, you hold the mug with Alchemy written on it high.  You now have alchemy the mug.

I wish I had more energy.

[crazyabe]

Granted you are struck by lightning after running 32 miles with no effects


i wish i had a pet Lord Lemon Pie

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted, you are arrested for kidnapping.

I wish for everything and nothing to happen at the same time.

[crazyabe]

Granted You caused a Contara-Dick-Ton To destroy the universe, Good Job


I wish there was no prison

[DAPARROT]

granted, all prisons disappear, releasing the inmates

I wish that friendly intelligent life was discovered somewhere other than earth

[crazyabe]

granted we find out we have been bisecting three of theirs at Roswell for the last X years, they start war on us for that.


I wish I was An AI

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted, an AI with current day technology, which is somewhere around the intellect of a cockroach.

I wish for my own private army of demons!

[crazyabe]

granted they rebel and drag you to hell


I wish forms didn't die when i posted in them

[DAPARROT]

granted, they attract trolls when you post in them

I wish that people would stop denying major issues

[heydude6]

Granted, they instead become too emotional to ever talk about them in a rational problem solving manner.

I wish for a ps4 with bloodborne

[crazyabe]

Granted Both are broken


I wish I Had A Working Ps4 With a Working Copy of Bloodborne

[NJW2000]

Granted, now now you need a working power source and for the wolves to go away.

I wish that the wolves would understand that when I board up my windows, I don't want to see them.

[DAPARROT]

Granted,they become invisible

I wish that the invisible wolves would go away

[Twinwolf]

Granted, but they are replaced by invisible Lions. But since they're invisible, you don't see them until they're in the process of eating you.

I wish that movies would stop being multi-part as a way to get more money.

[Megggas]

Granted.  However, they managed to bit your before going away, so you now have invisible rabies.

I wish invisible diseases were harmless.

Granted.  Now those movies are 9 hours long.

I wish I could jump higher than 2 feet.