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[FArgHalfnr]

Granted, you can corrupt people's wish on a internet forum.

I wish I could speak Spanish.

[heydude6]

Granted. You die and are then reincarnated as a spaniard, with no memories of your past life.

I wish I had the magical ability to make people shut up on demand.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Granted, you lose your ears to a horrible on demand incident, people now stop talking to you.
I wish I could meet Garra.

[Drago55577]

Granted. A homeless man by the name of Garra says hello. He then mugs you.

I wish I was an anime.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted. You are now a Japanese animated cartoon. Not sure how that works for your brain.

I wish I wasn't always so tired when waking up.

[maxthethrax]

Granted.But you start getting random colors on your skin.
I wish I could make pizza whenever I want.

[heydude6]

Granted. You can, but you don't ever want to anymore.

I wish I had mind control superpowers.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted. Every single of your thoughts are carried as an order by anyone nearby, making everyone a brainless puppet.

I wish I could shoot lasers from my fingers.

[Twinwolf]

Granted, but you don't learn about it until you shoot your eye out trying to get some dust out of it.'

I wish I didn't have to go to school again in a few days.

[DAPARROT]

Granted,you don't have to go to school,because you are in prison

I wish that there were more wild birds

[Stirk]

Granted! There were more wild birds. They were call Dodos and Passenger Pigeons.

I wish that I could turn back time!

[Twinwolf]

Granted. You go back in time, but then you were never there to make that wish so you end up back where you start, and then you make that wish again, starting an infinite loop.

I wish I was good at art.

[crazyabe]

Granted you are good at making bad music


I wish i had wings!

[Arcvasti]

Granted. They're normal-sized bird wings and generate basically no lift. And they molt like crazy.

I wish for the ability to dual-wield swordchucks effectively.

[crazyabe]

granted you now have the  skill to use them but this is after you accidentally lop off both your hands.


i wish my left pinky had the Midas touch and i was immune to it.