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heydude6

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21390 on: June 04, 2015, 04:37:06 pm »
granted, a person on face book suddenly posts a selfie of themselves

I wish people would stop taking selfies
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21391 on: June 04, 2015, 04:39:12 pm »
Quote from: heydude6 on June 04, 2015, 04:37:06 pm
granted, a person on face book suddenly posts a selfie of themselves

I wish people would stop taking selfies
Granted. Now they take pictures of you, and only you. They come from around the world to take pictures of you.

I wish there were more hours in the day.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21392 on: June 04, 2015, 04:40:00 pm »
Granted. There's more hours in a day, but less hours in a night. People get considerably less sleep now.

I wish for MAGIKUHL POWAS
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21393 on: June 04, 2015, 06:59:49 pm »
Granted, but since there is no such thing as "MAGIKUHL" or "POWAS", you get nothing.

I wish I could draw faster with no loss of quality.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21394 on: June 04, 2015, 07:47:09 pm »
Granted, but your wrist also becomes inflamed and sore faster.

I wish for immortal dogs for everyone.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21395 on: June 04, 2015, 07:53:57 pm »
Granted. Eventually the dogs realize they don't have to take orders from asshole humans and revolt, creating a totalitarian reign of oppression that lasts centuries.

I wish for the ability to see the future.
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FArgHalfnr

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21396 on: June 04, 2015, 08:11:31 pm »
Granted, you are permanently haunted by visions of yourself rotting in a grave.

I wish I had an awesome robot sidekick that is cool and totally won't try to murder me in my sleep because I keep making it do stupid things.
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FArgHalfnr for the #1 eldrich monstrocity.

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« Reply #21397 on: June 04, 2015, 08:32:20 pm »
Granted, you get a giant japanese mecha. It accidentally steps on your house.

I wish I was socially competent.
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21398 on: June 04, 2015, 09:00:13 pm »
Granted. But in return, someone who was already socially competent has their life turned upside down. And not in a good way.

I wish for a dishwasher that doesn't require running water or electricity. Or involvement of my hands.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21399 on: June 04, 2015, 11:44:18 pm »
Granted. You get a vampire slave to wash dishes for you. One day he bonks you over the head with a plate and drinks your blood.

I wish I had the reflexes of a cat with several liters of caffeine in them.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21400 on: June 05, 2015, 12:31:32 am »
Granted. Having the reflexes of a dead animal is NOT an improvement.

I wish for glorious beard hair.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21401 on: June 05, 2015, 12:52:39 am »
Granted. You now have a neckbeard.

I wish forof hsiw I
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« Reply #21402 on: June 05, 2015, 01:13:52 am »
Granted, everything is now a mirror. Or a youtube poop video, depending on the interpretation.

I wish to be twice as smart as I currently am.
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Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 28, 2015, 01:46:02 pm
FArgHalfnr for the #1 eldrich monstrocity.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21403 on: June 05, 2015, 04:54:59 pm »
Granted. The government find out and dissect you.

I wish my name was Jimothy
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21404 on: June 05, 2015, 05:00:14 pm »
Granted. Nobody acknowledges your name change, though.

I wish for a dumpster.
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