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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1291876 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21375 on: June 04, 2015, 12:21:01 pm »
Granted. It is a huge success. Except among people who can't read directions and mix the powders together before adding water, resulting in a horrible abomination. They sue you for causing emotional distress.

I wish for a flying squirrel army.
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I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Shoruke

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21376 on: June 04, 2015, 12:24:55 pm »
Granted! Your squirrel army mutinies against you. The new squirrel-leader's first act as Squirrel-General is to have you devoured by squirrels. It takes several minutes.

I wish I was immune to hangovers!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21377 on: June 04, 2015, 12:49:39 pm »
Granted. You are completely immune to every effects of alcohol.

I wish the world was more interesting.
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Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21378 on: June 04, 2015, 01:00:36 pm »
Granted. You start paying more attention, and suddenly you notice how crazy it actually is. You now wish you didn't.

I wish ignorance was actually bliss.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21379 on: June 04, 2015, 01:27:03 pm »
Granted. Heaven is now composed entirely of ignorance. Have fun being about as intelligent as a newborn baby for the rest of eternity~

I wish for more Shonen.
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Twinwolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21380 on: June 04, 2015, 04:02:04 pm »
Granted, except it's all crap.

I wish that I had a transformation ray.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21381 on: June 04, 2015, 04:07:50 pm »
Granted. It's actually just a rock with a name tag and "transformation Ray" written on said name tag. Technically though if you hit hard enough, it can turn a human into a mushy human. Impressive.

I wish I was batman
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21382 on: June 04, 2015, 04:08:49 pm »
Granted. Your parents are dead now. Have fun with that~

I wish for a four-foot long hoagie.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21383 on: June 04, 2015, 04:12:01 pm »
granted, all batman comics from now on, are about your boring everyday life. Comics are quickly discontinued.

(ninjaed)

granted, it tastes like diapers

I wish I was a space marine
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

Twinwolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21384 on: June 04, 2015, 04:13:21 pm »
Quote from: heydude6 on June 04, 2015, 04:12:01 pm
granted, all batman comics from now on, are about your boring everyday life. Comics are quickly discontinued.

(ninjaed)

granted, it tastes like diapers

I wish I was a space marine
Granted. You fall to chaos and become a chaos spawn.

I wish that I had infinite money that wasn't from counterfeiting.
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Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on December 08, 2015, 05:16:08 pm
Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
Quote from: Caellath on IRC
<Caellath>: Twinwolf, your thirst for blood has been noted.

NJW2000

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21385 on: June 04, 2015, 04:15:02 pm »
Granted. Hyperinflation still exists and the FBI take you out, icepick style.

I wish I had an icepick and was FBI.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21386 on: June 04, 2015, 04:16:35 pm »
Quote from: NJW2000 on June 04, 2015, 04:15:02 pm
Granted. Hyperinflation still exists and the FBI take you out, icepick style.

I wish I had an icepick and was FBI.
Granted. You work in the office, behind a desk, for 20 cents a week.
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Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on December 08, 2015, 05:16:08 pm
Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
Quote from: Caellath on IRC
<Caellath>: Twinwolf, your thirst for blood has been noted.

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21387 on: June 04, 2015, 04:17:55 pm »
Granted. You meant Filthy Bitchy Insect, right?

I wish for F.U.N.W.I.T.H.A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S.
Granted. Everything is reduced to nothing.

I wish for F.U.N.W.I.T.H.A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S.
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Twinwolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21388 on: June 04, 2015, 04:19:09 pm »
Granted. DOB - Death of Blitz

I wish that I knew how to make video games.
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Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on December 08, 2015, 05:16:08 pm
Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
Quote from: Caellath on IRC
<Caellath>: Twinwolf, your thirst for blood has been noted.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21389 on: June 04, 2015, 04:20:57 pm »
Granted. You know how to do it, you are just shit at it.

I wish the next person to post suddenly went outside and took a selfie then posts it in their reply
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