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[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
It makes the people dies because of too much exercising

I wish to undo that above corruption.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted,
It makes the people dies because of too much exercising

I wish to undo that above corruption.

Granted. Everything else is corrupted instead.

I wish for them to know.

[FArgHalfnr]

THREAD NECROMANCY!

I wish thread necromancy was seen as a good thing.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. Suddenly, threads that are 20 years old, somehow, are revived despite being irrelevant. There are suddnely 20 discussion threads for any one subject, and they wage war. Bay12 collapses into itself shortly after.

I wish that I was actually good at RP.

[Generally me]

Granted. But you make everyone else feel inadequate with your skill and they eventually say they don't want to play with you so your RP skill is for naught.

I wish that I was an immortal god that just had to concentrate hard on something for it to be true.

[Adragis]

You are, but all you can concentrate on from now on is a little itch on your arm.

I wish I could draw my avatar freehand.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted, you can draw very poorly your avatar freehand.

I wish I wold stop accidentally killing threads.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You start doing it on purpose instead.

I wish for a 3-foot long hoagie.

[Tawa]

Granted. The genie has poor hearing and gives you three feet on a hoagie.

I wish for free money.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted. All the money in the world is now free from it's owner.

I wish for awesome mutant powers.

[Generally me]

Granted. You are hunted down for being a freaky mutant thing by yours truly.

I wish the next person to post, didn't post.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted, in an alternative reality almost identical to ours, I did not post this.

I wish for a literal grandfather clock.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. The clock is literally your grandfather brought forward in time and fused magically with a clock. One day you accidentally break the clock, killing your past grandfather. The resulting paradox wipes out time.

I wish for combustible lemons.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. But you must dig them from the bottom of the Aperture Science facility.

I wish the various games I'm in would move again.

[heydude6]

Granted, they move to north Korea and Kim Jong un is now watching them very carefully censoring everything he doesn't like.

I wish the dictatorships would collapse