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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21300 on: May 11, 2015, 12:06:18 am »
Congrats, your brain explodes. Literally.

I wish for all of Bay12 to exist as a single, giant thread many thousands of pages long.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21301 on: May 11, 2015, 12:34:06 am »
Granted.

I wish for a lifetime supply of steaks.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21302 on: May 11, 2015, 02:28:04 am »
Granted. You receive one steak. You choke on it.

I wish it were easier to cook a decent steak.
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21303 on: May 11, 2015, 04:35:09 am »
Granted. It's easier, but only slightly so. You still never manage it.

I wish for more moneys.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21304 on: May 11, 2015, 05:30:16 am »
Granted, you are now submerged in piles of gold. You suffocate/are crushed to death/are part of a dragon's hoard/etc...

I wish for an Escafil Device.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21305 on: May 11, 2015, 08:55:24 am »
Quote from: Snail555 on May 11, 2015, 05:30:16 am
Granted, you are now submerged in piles of gold. You suffocate/are crushed to death/are part of a dragon's hoard/etc...

I wish for an Escafil Device.

Granted. Good luck finding someone to activate it for you.

I wish for an omniscient AI at my command.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21306 on: May 11, 2015, 08:59:01 am »
Granted, it's called Skynet and will so totally not go mad and proceed to wipe out humanity.

I wish for a grenade launcher.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21307 on: May 11, 2015, 09:01:59 am »
Quote from: Snail555 on May 11, 2015, 08:59:01 am
Granted, it's called Skynet and will so totally not go mad and proceed to wipe out humanity.

I wish for a grenade launcher.

Granted, but since you do not know how to operate it, you manage to blow yourself up.

I wish for a HAZMAT suit.
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Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 28, 2015, 01:46:02 pm
FArgHalfnr for the #1 eldrich monstrocity.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21308 on: May 11, 2015, 04:07:02 pm »
Granted, you are then teleported to an alternate universe where robots reign supreme.

I wish my computer was a high-end gaming PC
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21309 on: May 11, 2015, 08:01:38 pm »
Granted, it's also utterly useless for anything else.

I wish that I had more plushies.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21310 on: May 11, 2015, 08:03:13 pm »
Granted. You get Chucky. 20 of them.

I wish for the best sausage in the world.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21311 on: May 11, 2015, 08:19:01 pm »
Quote from: Cinder on May 11, 2015, 08:03:13 pm
Granted. You get Chucky. 20 of them.

I wish for the best sausage in the world.

Granted. You get the best innuendo in the world.

I wish for a gas mask instead. At least those are affordable.
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Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 28, 2015, 01:46:02 pm
FArgHalfnr for the #1 eldrich monstrocity.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21312 on: May 11, 2015, 08:21:39 pm »
Granted, the gas mask also comes with built in pyrovision goggles. Good luck keeping your sanity

I wish to be a giant japanese mecha
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21313 on: May 11, 2015, 08:34:32 pm »
Granted, you promptly trip and can't get back up cos the instructions are all in Japanese.

I wish for crabs.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21314 on: May 11, 2015, 08:59:16 pm »
Granted. You get so many crabs that you overload the entity limit of the universe thereby destroying all life that ever existed.

I wish you got the reference
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.
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