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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1290760 times)

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21285 on: May 10, 2015, 02:27:45 pm »
Granted. Its not nearly strong enough to protect you from this guy. He kills you, while ignoring the wolf.

I wish to be that guy.

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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21286 on: May 10, 2015, 02:27:45 pm »
Granted. You are transported back 23,000 years ago to before those went extinct, with only the clothes on your back and your new pal to survive with.
Granted. You get your butt kicked once the protagonist reaches the next tier of OP.

I wish for a Final Solution to the Mold in My Bathroom Question.
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21287 on: May 10, 2015, 02:34:37 pm »
Granted. It destroys the mold, along with the bathroom, your house and you.

I wish to be the most OP.
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21288 on: May 10, 2015, 02:36:17 pm »
Granted. It destroys the mold, along with the bathroom, your house and you.

I wish to be the most OP.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21289 on: May 10, 2015, 03:15:06 pm »
Granted. You are the most overpowered. By which I mean, you are overpowered and murdered by a group of serial killers.

I wish for glitter.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21290 on: May 10, 2015, 03:41:32 pm »
Granted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4O68kUj5c.

I wish that I could stop following threads on Bay12.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21291 on: May 10, 2015, 03:47:05 pm »
Granted. You could in theory, if you knew how to do stuff in JS.

I wish for EUR300.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21292 on: May 10, 2015, 05:52:30 pm »
Granted, but it is forcibly taken from you.

I wish for chuckles.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21293 on: May 10, 2015, 06:08:24 pm »
granted, you get chuckles the serial killer clown. Have fun  :D

I wish for omnipotence
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21294 on: May 10, 2015, 06:35:32 pm »
You get it,  but only if you use it to make a paperweight so heavy even you can't eat it.

I wish I was a normal human being.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21295 on: May 10, 2015, 06:52:07 pm »
Granted, you are so generic that you have no standout traits that make you valuable to anyone. You cant get a job, you can't get any friends and you can't acomplish anything meaningful. Eventually you die a boring normal death at the age of 67.

I wish normality was not preached as an ideal we should strive for.
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21296 on: May 10, 2015, 06:58:44 pm »
Granted. Instead we must all become mass murderers.

I wish I was unique.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21297 on: May 10, 2015, 07:02:07 pm »
Granted, you already are.

I wish I wouldn't post in wrong threads.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21298 on: May 10, 2015, 11:21:28 pm »
Granted, whenever you post in the *wrong thread*, the thread you meant to post in follows you and moves their entire topic or game into the thread you posted in. soon, total chaos reigns as the entire forum converges into a single titanic thread, ignites, makes a BayStar, and destroys the internet.

I wish 500 puppies.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21299 on: May 10, 2015, 11:25:48 pm »
Granted, 500 puppies get corrupted wishes.

I wish for mindsplosion.
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