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[FArgHalfnr]

Granted, but I wish that FArgHalfnr dies a horrible and painful death with nobody around to comfort him, forcing you to approve your own death warrant

I wish that FArgHalfnr dies a horrible and painful death with nobody around to comfort him

Granted. I die a horrible and painful death by your hands. you are then arrested for murder and are given a death sentence.

I wish my computer chair was more comfortable.

[Erils]

Granted, but everything else you own is so uncomfortable in comparison that you spend the rest of your life only able to sit on your computer chair. It breaks one day, leaving you unable to sit on anything.

I wish that I had a more comfortable bed.

[jefam99]

granted, your bed is so comfortable that you refuse to leave and die of dehydration

I wish life for by the next person to be killed through the corruption of wishes

[Lenglon]

Granted, your life is linked to the life of the next person to be killed by the corruption of wishes. Your life becomes for that person. Your life is sustained by that person. and when that person dies, so will you.

I wish I could blow really big and highly pop resistant bubbles at will, them lighter than air and only slightly sticky.

[Gentlefish]

Granted. Their natural buoyancy carries you into space where you slowly freeze to death.

I wish I had disposable income.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted it smells like rotting trash


I wish his base now belong to us

[Lyeos]

Granted. In exchange for his base, you give up possession of all that you own. As it turns out, he had no base.

I wish the moon would crash into Earth.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but it gets reset to 3 days before the collision, setting up an infinite loop.

I wish for a Bay12 Forum Anthem.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. It is horrible. We regret everything.

I wish to regret nothing.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You lose all moral restraints. Whatever you do, you feel no remorse. You also feel nothing when you make a mistake, either, and thus do not feel compelled to learn from them.

I wish to never be sick again. And sudden death counts as sickness.

[Adragis]

You never become sick, yes, but that means all the toxins stay in your body. You'll die a lot quicker.

I wish for a comprehensive knowledge of Dwarf Fortress.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You now know EVERY SINGLE THING about Dwarf Fortress, including everything about any releases in the future. All this knowledge causes your brain to explode violently.

I wish for a platypus.

[flabort]

Granted. Your entire family starts shapeshiting and melding together, turning into a giant horrible man eating platypus that wants you to love it, feed it, and not turn it into the cops; these goals are all obtainable by eating you.

I wish for bananas.

[ZalkozDestbro]

Granted, but there is one of them big ass tarantulas in them banana bags.

I wish to be good at stuff.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you are press-ganged into a secret government program due to your unique skills.

I wish for the next community worldbuilding thread to be called "Do you wanna build a setting?"